SICK, TWISTED, EVIL, DARK, VILE "Humor"

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A bright young lad shared a link to a website with some SICK humor.

I don't care for a great deal of it, since it happens to include lots of racist jokes.

Some of the "humor" there is pretty funny, though.

Like:

A man is sitting in a hospital room when the doctor walks in. "I have some bad news," says the doctor, "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's." The man laughs and says, "Well at least I don't have Cancer!"
 
A kid goes down on his own grandmother.

Suddenly he stops and says, "Grandma, your pussy tastes like horse semen!"

Then, he shrugs and goes back down on her and mumbles, "I guess that's what killed you."
 
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
 
A person called Roman Polanski a "pedophile" to his face.

Polanski replied, "Damn, that's a pretty big word for a nine year old!"
 
I was doing fine until I reached the third post...LMFAO...that is some seriously sick shit. :laugh:
I'm going to hell now. :neutral:
 
Mommy, Mommy, why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and dig.
 
Mommy, why do I keep walking around in circles?

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
 
Young child holding up hand with thumb pointed out at an odd angle.

Hey. You were right, mommy. The baby does have a soft spot on its head.
 
Mommy, mommy I don't want to be like daddy.

Shut up kid and keep eating.
 
Mommy, Mommy, Daddy puked all over the couch!

Shut up kid and get a fork before your sister gets all the big chunks.
 
Mommy, Mommy, I don't like tomato soup.

Shut up kid. You only get it once a month.
 
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
 
That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch hiking serial killer.

Killer: Turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.
 

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