Seymour Flops
Diamond Member
My grandfather was in the Ku Klux Klan, and my grandmother was proud of it. I know a few stories about him, but not enough for a book. So I'd have to fictionalize some of it, based on conjecture. I tried to talk to some of the people in his town about him when I was in college. Half to them said that nobody who knew anything was going to talk to me and if they did, they would say it was all N!&&3r lies. The other half told me they would not talk to me about a bunch of N!&&3r lies.
I can't make a book out of that. So, my book would be that they did tell me stories about him, full of hate and violence, and drama and pathos, which I would relate to the reader, with suitable white guilt on my part to make sure it is well-reviewed by the New York Times.
It wouldn't make my dad's hometown look very good. But, I never liked that town. My Mother was from another small town in Texas, and they were very friendly. My dad's hometown was full of mean rednecks, which wasn't so great for a twelve year old with long hair in the mid-seventies. I can easily see it being a hotbed of Klan recruiting.
Here's the thing: A book that talked bad about that town, might piss off my four cousins. There mom was the daughter of a Klansman and their dad was from New Jersey, and the epitome of the Irish-American ass-hole. Reminded me of the Robert Duvall Character in the "The Great Santini," except that guy had a talent, flying fighters, while my Uncle Jim was a fireman on a military post, which means there are almost never any fires. Yet, he was till an arrogant asshole. So, that's their background, and with one exception, their personalities are what you'd expect. Anyway, I get along with my cousins, and I hate for them to hate me.
But, screw it, they or I will get over it!
I'll do iiiiiit!
I can't make a book out of that. So, my book would be that they did tell me stories about him, full of hate and violence, and drama and pathos, which I would relate to the reader, with suitable white guilt on my part to make sure it is well-reviewed by the New York Times.
It wouldn't make my dad's hometown look very good. But, I never liked that town. My Mother was from another small town in Texas, and they were very friendly. My dad's hometown was full of mean rednecks, which wasn't so great for a twelve year old with long hair in the mid-seventies. I can easily see it being a hotbed of Klan recruiting.
Here's the thing: A book that talked bad about that town, might piss off my four cousins. There mom was the daughter of a Klansman and their dad was from New Jersey, and the epitome of the Irish-American ass-hole. Reminded me of the Robert Duvall Character in the "The Great Santini," except that guy had a talent, flying fighters, while my Uncle Jim was a fireman on a military post, which means there are almost never any fires. Yet, he was till an arrogant asshole. So, that's their background, and with one exception, their personalities are what you'd expect. Anyway, I get along with my cousins, and I hate for them to hate me.
But, screw it, they or I will get over it!
I'll do iiiiiit!