Shaving for the guys

[xotoxi]

Facial hair is gross, I won't even look twice at a guy that doesn't shave. And he can trim below too if he wants me to go anywhere near it.

We won't be fighting over the same men, then,

I like beards on men. Short beards, none of this:

If I was a lady, I wouldn't be as disturbed about the beards as I would be the clothes.

BTW, I'm sure that everyone knows what the middle guy's last name is...

 

[Dis]

I don't mind if he doesn't shave~

You only think he doesn't shave.

But, can you explain what happened to his chest hair?

Too much chest hair is another immediate disqualifier.

 

[xotoxi]

I'll take him and his facial hair thank you!

Echo...

How about this guy and his facial hair:

 

[xotoxi]

I don't mind if he doesn't shave~

You only think he doesn't shave.

But, can you explain what happened to his chest hair?

Too much chest hair is another immediate disqualifier.

Most of my chest hair is on my back.

 

[random3434]

I'll take him and his facial hair thank you!

Echo...

How about this guy and his facial hair:

ANY man with a cowbell is


HOT!

 

[xotoxi]

I'll take him and his facial hair thank you!

Echo...

How about this guy and his facial hair:

ANY man with a cowbell is


HOT!

I'm not gay...but I'd hit that.

 

[Dis]

You only think he doesn't shave.

But, can you explain what happened to his chest hair?

Too much chest hair is another immediate disqualifier.

Most of my chest hair is on my back.

*barf*

 

[xotoxi]

Too much chest hair is another immediate disqualifier.

Most of my chest hair is on my back.

*barf*

Exactly. That is why I generally remain clothed.

 

[random3434]

Most of my chest hair is on my back.

*barf*

Exactly. That is why I generally remain clothed.

You can use all the back hair to play better cowbell, so it's all good.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Men have shaved since the stone age when they first did it with a piece of flaked flint or chert. The ancient Romans called those who didn't shave "barbarians" which was the Latin word for "hairy one" or unshaven one, the one who sounds like he is saying bar-bar-bar, thus we have the word barber.

Just when you think a thread is going to have zero educational value in spite of its entertainment value, you learn something...

Pretty cool!

-Joe

 

[xotoxi]

*barf*

Exactly. That is why I generally remain clothed.

You can use all the back hair to play better cowbell, so it's all good.

Actually, I play the cowbell to entertain and to distract people's attention from my back hair.

 

[random3434]

Exactly. That is why I generally remain clothed.

You can use all the back hair to play better cowbell, so it's all good.

Actually, I play the cowbell to entertain and to distract people's attention from my back hair.

Well, I just want you to know when you're playing that cowbell, I got your back.

 

[xotoxi]

You can use all the back hair to play better cowbell, so it's all good.

Actually, I play the cowbell to entertain and to distract people's attention from my back hair.

Well, I just want you to know when you're playing that cowbell, I got your back.

Will you be the one playing the spoons or the mouth-harp?

 

[random3434]

Actually, I play the cowbell to entertain and to distract people's attention from my back hair.

Well, I just want you to know when you're playing that cowbell, I got your back.

Will you be the one playing the spoons or the mouth-harp?

The spoons of course, then I'll eat my soup.

 

[xotoxi]

Well, I just want you to know when you're playing that cowbell, I got your back.

Will you be the one playing the spoons or the mouth-harp?

The spoons of course, then I'll eat my soup.

Soup?

Hmmm...I think you should come around to the front.

When I play the Cowbells, I sometimes shed some of my back hair.

 

[random3434]

Will you be the one playing the spoons or the mouth-harp?

The spoons of course, then I'll eat my soup.

Soup?

Hmmm...I think you should come around to the front.

When I play the Cowbells, I sometimes shed some of my back hair.

And this, my xo'd friend, is why the chicks dig you so much!

 

[Anguille]

The spoons of course, then I'll eat my soup.

Soup?

Hmmm...I think you should come around to the front.

When I play the Cowbells, I sometimes shed some of my back hair.

And this, my xo'd friend, is why the chicks dig you so much!

So long as he doesn't shed in bed.

 

[xotoxi]

Soup?

Hmmm...I think you should come around to the front.

When I play the Cowbells, I sometimes shed some of my back hair.

And this, my xo'd friend, is why the chicks dig you so much!

So long as he doesn't shed in bed.

That only happens during molting season.

 

[random3434]

And this, my xo'd friend, is why the chicks dig you so much!

So long as he doesn't shed in bed.

That only happens during molting season.

You should write a song about it. Wonder what kind of instruments you should use.

Dare we say..........................

 

[xotoxi]

So long as he doesn't shed in bed.

That only happens during molting season.

You should write a song about it. Wonder what kind of instruments you should use.

Dare we say..........................

Clarinet, obviously.