Man Shaving...

[WorldWatcher]

I don’t have time in my life to shave every morning

Wooosh



WW

 

[Unkotare]

Dry shave, every morning. Only bleeding was my smashed up nose. Every match my last year of college. Oh, and that time the guy bit my finger off.

 

[Unkotare]

I don’t have time in my life to shave every morning

Just the neck. Too itchy.

 

[Woodznutz]

No such thing as too much

As long as you don't turn into a caveman.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I was barely shaving when I joined the Marines. In Parris Island we had an initial run to the P.X and everyone had to buy the same razor. It was a double blade job that seemed to weigh about a pound. Today I buy a package of disposable jobs in Walmart that weigh almost nothing and each one lasts about a week. A man can get wound up worrying about shaving if he has nothing else to dwell on. I grew a moustache and goatee to cut down on the real estate.

The very first time I ever shaved with a razor was in boot camp. I had an electric razor before that and used it about once a week because I was 17.

One question that I have always had, is why does everybody ***** about razor blades? I have two blades, one for home and one for travel and they last me about a year or more. About a year ago, I grew a beard and have an electric trimmer for it, and use the blades only very rarely.

My blades never seem to go dull or clog up. Do I have different hair on my face?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

In my 30s I went through a phase wear I shaved my chest/arms/shoulders/back.

Didn’t last long. Talk about a pain in the ass.

Yeah, but you are gay and that's allowed.

 

[braalian]

Yeah, but you are gay and that's allowed.

No, it was my bodybuilding phase, and no body hair equals better definition

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

No, it was my bodybuilding phase, and no body hair equals better definition

So you were gay.

 

[braalian]

So you were gay.

No I wasn’t and am not. Being into bodybuilding makes you gay now?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

No I wasn’t and am not. Being into bodybuilding makes you gay now?

Definitely.

 

[braalian]

Definitely.

Sour grapes

 

[Unkotare]

Sour grapes

Oh, you shaved those too?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Sour grapes

Yours probably are! Mine are much bigger than grapes.

 

[braalian]

Yours probably are! Mine are much bigger than grapes.

Just cause they’re all saggy doesn’t mean they’re big, just means you’re old and gravity’s winning

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Just cause they’re all saggy doesn’t mean they’re big, just means you’re old and gravity’s winning

You are just mad because the steroids you took turned yours into marbles.