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[strollingbones]

da man prefers to share our happy thoughts......

 

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I was thinking of sending something for a microsecond, but I am deathly afraid of that lady who is loading a fart, and swelled to the point of a breech and subsequent eruption resulting in half of the USMB membership being 'whacked by gas'.

 

[Samson]

I don't really like OctoErotic Art.

 

[Conspiracist]

I had a yummy vegetarian Nietzsche sammie with mustard and lettuce.

Funny. It always comes back to the sammich. I'm being reminded of the movie 23......

 

[Sarah G]

I stopped drinking coffee for 3 years and now I'm addicted again. <sigh>

 

[Conspiracist]

I stopped masturbating for 3 days straight once. I was really sick though. I'm back to full throttle now.

 

[Sarah G]

I stopped masturbating for 3 days straight once. I was really sick though. I'm back to full throttle now.

Pig.

 

[Ravi]

I once voted for Jeb Bush.

 

[Sarah G]

I once voted for Jeb Bush.

Jeb is the good one.