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[xotoxi]

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[Xenophon]

No time fo r a PM, so...



You suck.


That is all.

 

[JW Frogen]

I don't have to PM you, I will do it out in the open.

I do everything out there these days, my zipper is broken.

 

[xotoxi]

No time fo r a PM, so...



You suck.


That is all.

That's not a secret.

 

[xotoxi]

I don't have to PM you, I will do it out in the open.

I do everything out there these days, my zipper is broken.

My condolences for owning only one pair of pants.

 

[Xenophon]

No time fo r a PM, so...



You suck.


That is all.

That's not a secret.

Rules are for lesser men.

 

[JW Frogen]

I don't have to PM you, I will do it out in the open.

I do everything out there these days, my zipper is broken.

My condolences for owning only one pair of pants.

My wife has been begging me to buy button fly.

 

[Si modo]

My dream is to be an apprentice to the Yak Woman in the carnival.

 

[JW Frogen]

Rules are for lesser men.

I am no fan of rules, but a gentle word of advice; do not, DO NOT, down a bottle of Jack Daniels in under an hour and read Nietzsche at the same time.

This is a very bad idea.

And if you are an Austrian failed water colourist-vegitarian, you really should not be reading Nietzsche at all.

 

[Xenophon]

Rules are for lesser men.

I am no fan of rules, but a gentle word of advice; do not, DO NOT, down a bottle of Jack Daniels in under an hour and read Nietzsche at the same time.

This is a very bad idea.

And if you are an Austrian failed water colourist-vegitarian, you really should not be reading Nietzsche at all.

Bull, I did that, and god spoke tome, what to know what he told me?

"Nietzsche is dead"

 

[random3434]

I had a yummy vegetarian Nietzsche sammie with mustard and lettuce.

 

[Xenophon]

I had a yummy vegetarian Nietzsche sammie with mustard and lettuce.

Its better with bacon.

 

[xotoxi]

I don't have to PM you, I will do it out in the open.

I do everything out there these days, my zipper is broken.

My condolences for owning only one pair of pants.

My wife has been begging me to buy button fly.

Sweatpants?

 

[JW Frogen]

I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.

 

[Xenophon]

I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.

Actually its Kevin Bacon, he reads e books to you while you eat the sandwhich.

 

[xotoxi]

I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.

Actually its Kevin Bacon, he reads e books to you while you eat the sandwhich.

Will Kyra Sedgewick make me the sammich? If so, I'm in.

 

[JW Frogen]

I can not believe Kevin Bacon outlived Patrick Swayze.

God does not love to dirty dance, but God is footloose.

 

[random3434]

I can not believe Kevin Bacon outlived Patrick Swayze.

God does not love to dirty dance, but God is footloose.

Swine before Pearls.

 

[uscitizen]

I work for homeland security and am here to keep an eye on Xotoxi.

 

[Si modo]

I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.

Actually its Kevin Bacon, he reads e books to you while you eat the sandwhich.

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows someone who ate some bacon for breakfast. My Bacon Number must be 4.