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I don't have to PM you, I will do it out in the open.

I do everything out there these days, my zipper is broken.
 

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Rules are for lesser men.

I am no fan of rules, but a gentle word of advice; do not, DO NOT, down a bottle of Jack Daniels in under an hour and read Nietzsche at the same time.

This is a very bad idea.

And if you are an Austrian failed water colourist-vegitarian, you really should not be reading Nietzsche at all.
 
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Rules are for lesser men.

I am no fan of rules, but a gentle word of advice; do not, DO NOT, down a bottle of Jack Daniels in under an hour and read Nietzsche at the same time.

This is a very bad idea.

And if you are an Austrian failed water colourist-vegitarian, you really should not be reading Nietzsche at all.
Bull, I did that, and god spoke tome, what to know what he told me?

"Nietzsche is dead"
 

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I had a yummy vegetarian Nietzsche sammie with mustard and lettuce.
 

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I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.
 

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I can not believe Kevin Bacon outlived Patrick Swayze.

God does not love to dirty dance, but God is footloose.
 
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I work for homeland security and am here to keep an eye on Xotoxi.
 

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I usually down Locke with Francis Bacon.

Then I have fish and chips and bad English wine.
Actually its Kevin Bacon, he reads e books to you while you eat the sandwhich.
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows someone who ate some bacon for breakfast. My Bacon Number must be 4.
 

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