Shakespeare Was Right About Lawyers....

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1. William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2. The full quote is: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

….and it might work! ‘Cause if we kill ‘em all….we could claim at our trial that we didn’t have adequate representation.


2. We should consider this, as they write all those laws just to keep business coming, with this resut:

How many laws does the average American break each day?​

https://www.quora.com › How-many-laws-does-the-avera...

Nov 28, 2019 — The annual number averages between 100,000–160,000. This would make the daily average between 274–438. To be clear, this is the conservative number estimated ...


3. “Boston civil-liberties lawyer Harvey Silverglate calls his new book "Three Felonies a Day," referring to the number of crimes he estimates the average American now unwittingly commits because of vague laws.” L. Gordon Crovitz: You Commit Three Felonies a Day




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And, just by the way.......guess which party most lawyers vote for.
 

7. Analyst gauges the political bias of lawyers - Harvard Gazette​

https://news.harvard.edu › gazette › story › 2017/08 › a...

Aug 10, 2017 — The reason why is because lawyers tend to be liberal. According to our research, 68 percent of lawyers who've made any political contributions ...


8. Why do lawyers lean Democratic? - Quora
https://www.quora.com › Why-do-lawyers-lean-Democ...
Sep 22, 2012 — Democratic is the party of lawyers.



9. Are Most Lawyers Democrats Or Republicans? - Eco Law​

http://www.ecolaw.biz › are-most-lawyers-democrats-or...

Dec 4, 2019 — According to our research, 68 percent of lawyers who've made any political contributions give more money to Democrats than Republicans.” Should ...


10. Lawyers 'lean to the left,' study says; which schools, firms and ...​

https://www.abajournal.com › news › article › lawyers_...

Sep 2, 2015 — ABAJournal.com: “Lawyers are more liberal than general population, study finds; what about judges?” Related topics: Civil Rights | Entertainment ...
 
1. William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2. The full quote is: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

….and it might work! ‘Cause if we kill ‘em all….we could claim at our trial that we didn’t have adequate representation.


2. We should consider this, as they write all those laws just to keep business coming, with this resut:

How many laws does the average American break each day?

https://www.quora.com › How-many-laws-does-the-avera...
Nov 28, 2019 — The annual number averages between 100,000–160,000. This would make the daily average between 274–438. To be clear, this is the conservative number estimated ...


3. “Boston civil-liberties lawyer Harvey Silverglate calls his new book "Three Felonies a Day," referring to the number of crimes he estimates the average American now unwittingly commits because of vague laws.” L. Gordon Crovitz: You Commit Three Felonies a Day


4. 12 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Were Illegal
https://www.rd.com › Knowledge › Facts
Sep 5, 2020 — You've probably broken every single one of these laws. · You're breaking the law · Using a fake name online · Stealing Wi-Fi · Ignoring your eBay ...
Using A Fake Name Online · ‎Stealing Wi-Fi · ‎Having A Few Too Many Drinks


5. 10 Rules You've Broken at Work without Even Realizing
https://www.careeraddict.com › 10-laws-you-ve-broken...
Jul 5, 2022 — Browse our list of the 10 most common rules that people break at work without even realizing.
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And, just by the way.......guess which party most lawyers vote for.

An oft misunderstood quote. It wasn’t an exhortation. It was a proposal to make chicanery easier.
 
11. Wait.....here's one of them now:


“I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect,” responded to question about his academic credentials during his first White House bid in 1987. “I went to law school on a full academic scholarship, the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship. In the first year in law school I decided I didn’t want to be in law school and ended up in the bottom two-thirds in my class, then I decided I wanted to stay, went back to law school and, in fact, ended up in the top half of my class. I won the International Moot Court Competition, I was the ‘Outstanding Student’ in the Political Science department at the end of my year. I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school and 165 credits, only needed 123 credits, and I’d be delighted to sit down and compare my IQ to yours, if you’d like, frankly.”

As you can see, Joe Biden has always had the fire in his belly for politics. The only problem with the above response is none of it was true.

Aside from the face that there’s fuzzy math involved in saying you moved from the bottom two-thirds of you class to the top half (there’s a lot of overlap there for both to be true simultaneously), Joe Biden graduated 76th out of 85 people in his law school class. Unless he didn’t attend his last year, the only time he was likely near the top half of his class was the first day of his first year.

Moreover, he didn’t get an academic scholarship, he received a needs-based scholarship and grants. He only has two undergraduate degrees, not three. And he was only nominated for the “Outstanding Student” award. He didn’t win it, and that’s only allegedly because the “correction” he issued later was based on his obviously faulty memory of his own life."
Joe Biden Is In For A Rude A-WOKEning
 
1. William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2. The full quote is: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

….and it might work! ‘Cause if we kill ‘em all….we could claim at our trial that we didn’t have adequate representation.



You've been careless with your endorsement of fascism!

You can crawl it back by claiming it was just intended as a joke or it was an attempt to troll.

Or you can run with it! I would much prefer that.
 
1. William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2. The full quote is: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

….and it might work! ‘Cause if we kill ‘em all….we could claim at our trial that we didn’t have adequate representation.


2. We should consider this, as they write all those laws just to keep business coming, with this resut:

How many laws does the average American break each day?​

https://www.quora.com › How-many-laws-does-the-avera...

Nov 28, 2019 — The annual number averages between 100,000–160,000. This would make the daily average between 274–438. To be clear, this is the conservative number estimated ...


3. “Boston civil-liberties lawyer Harvey Silverglate calls his new book "Three Felonies a Day," referring to the number of crimes he estimates the average American now unwittingly commits because of vague laws.” L. Gordon Crovitz: You Commit Three Felonies a Day




4. 12 Everyday Things You Didn't Know Were Illegal
https://www.rd.com › Knowledge › Facts
Sep 5, 2020 — You've probably broken every single one of these laws. · You're breaking the law · Using a fake name online · Stealing Wi-Fi · Ignoring your eBay ...
Using A Fake Name Online · ‎Stealing Wi-Fi · ‎Having A Few Too Many Drinks


5. 10 Rules You've Broken at Work without Even Realizing
https://www.careeraddict.com › 10-laws-you-ve-broken...
Jul 5, 2022 — Browse our list of the 10 most common rules that people break at work without even realizing.
1. Working From A Different... · ‎2. Creating Cliques · ‎3. Using Your Work Email For...




6. 11 Laws You Could Be Breaking Without Knowing It
https://www.moneytalksnews.com › Articles › More
Mar 28, 2022 — 1. Gambling · 2. Hosting a movie night · 3. Sharing your Netflix password · 4. Singing 'Macarena' in public · 5. Using Wi-Fi without permission · 6.







And, just by the way.......guess which party most lawyers vote for.


You never need a lawyer until you need one.
 
And.....another one!


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I'm heartened that I forced you to find this post necessary.
I didn’t. I just thought it might benefit people to understand what was actually being said just in case the Shakespearean prose (involving a bit of sarcasm) wasn’t being properly grasped.

I’m always here to help! 😎
 
I didn’t. I just thought it might benefit people to understand what was actually being said just in case the Shakespearean prose (involving a bit of sarcasm) wasn’t being properly grasped.

I’m always here to help! 😎


Your pique is showing.


Is my enjoyment thereof????
 

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