Sentence Completion

[Comrade]

The reason why I came here today to speak is because...

 

[Annie]

The reason why I came here today to speak is because...

I wanted to up Kathianne's post count!

 

[Comrade]

Ex.

I slept with Kerry's daughter at the Cannes fesitival.

I left that whole experience feeling...

 

[Annie]

Ex.

I slept with Kerry's daughter at the Cannes fesitival.

I left that whole experience feeling...

Your mistake! On several levels!

 

[Comrade]

I wanted to up Kathianne's post count!

Be quick and creative and maybe it will be funny?

Give me a new sentence.

 

[Annie]

I'm stuck! LOL. Anything after this point is not subtle. :teeth:

 

[5stringJeff]

I'm afraid I have some bad news, Mr. Kerry...

 

[clumzgirl]

I'm afraid I have some bad news, Mr. Kerry...

...but Michael Moore just choked to death on a pretzel!

 

[Annie]

His own version of eye kwew! No one can post after, ala Spikesmygod.

 

[5stringJeff]

...but Michael Moore just choked to death on a pretzel!

:rotflmao:

Classic!!!

 

[Annie]

:rotflmao:

Classic!!!

I'm with you!

 

[Trinity]

The reason why I came here today to speak is because...

Kerry has decided it would be in the nations best interest if he did not run for the presidency!

 

[Comrade]

I'm afraid I have some bad news, Mr. Kerry...

Your grandson's DNA is not matching to Matt Damon, although...

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Your grandson's DNA is not matching to Matt Damon, although...

...Clinton is a possibility.