Securable pen?

[Arizona Willie]

Does anyone know of a pen I can buy that can be chained or otherwise secured to my desk?

I walk away with them and my owner walks away with them and then I get pissed at her when I can't find a fucking pen and I have to write something down quickly and there's no goddamn pen.

I buy them by the package but there is never a fucking pen when I need one.

Where do banks and post offices get those pens on a chain?

 

[Asclepias]

Does anyone know of a pen I can buy that can be chained or otherwise secured to my desk?

I walk away with them and my owner walks away with them and then I get pissed at her when I can't find a fucking pen and I have to write something down quickly and there's no goddamn pen.

I buy them by the package but there is never a fucking pen when I need one.

Where do banks and post offices get those pens on a chain?

Google is your friend.

Google

 

[Auld Phart]

Does anyone know of a pen I can buy that can be chained or otherwise secured to my desk?

I walk away with them and my owner walks away with them and then I get pissed at her when I can't find a fucking pen and I have to write something down quickly and there's no goddamn pen.

I buy them by the package but there is never a fucking pen when I need one.

Where do banks and post offices get those pens on a chain?

Try Amazon.

They have several different types