I used to cringe when George W Bush took the stage and struggled with grammar, spelling and thought in general. I know his wife tried for 8 years unsuccessfully to break him from his Nookular outbursts but it was too deeply ingrained into his simplistic brain case to get it out.
Then along came a well dressed and eloquent young man who I sat up and took notice of. He was not an embarrassment but spoke well and conducted himself well in public and internationally. I thought to myself....wow....it's about time I don't have to feel embarrassment at the thought that somebody might actually be listening to this guy and judging a nation by him. I was impressed with his presence even though I was horrified by his stated goals...but I thought to myself...meh...let's see what he does ...give him a chance.
Yeah..um...that's where it all started to down hill. Next thing I know his petulant and eternally frowning wife get's on national TV and starts $hitting down our throats....I couldn't believe it. Then Eric Freakin' ( I'm a wannabe ) Holder calls us a nation of cowards....All of a sudden I missed the sweet little librarian/school teacher who graced us with good manners and Red, White and blue apple pie politics for eight years..god I loved that woman....she was the consummate first lady.
So I took a deep sigh and said to myself...hey....nothing is perfect....let's not get all over the guy because his wife is a big mouthed bitch...or a few of his friends are ex-black panthers...but then it struck again.
This time it came in the form of a Stinking apology tour. I just couldn't believe my ears...you no good jackass...how dare you take the oval office on the road and use it to run over America with it? But that's exactly what he did. By now the Alarms were starting to go off and I was starting to have really bad premonitions about the next 7 1/2 years. Annnnnnd we were not disappointed. Everything from " The police acted stupidly" to " If I had a son " to " If you like your doctor" the shit started to roll down hill like an avalanche....nay a mudslide! Then the executive orders...then the IRS penalty... it just kept coming like a flurry of Cassius Clay one two combos...again and again and again. Pretty soon we had a whole nation of pissed off people along with a dedicated following of social miscreants that cheered as the American flag took a good pissing on while Obama supervised.
By this time I was at the " fuxck you " stage of awareness every time I heard or listened to ( newly coined name for him ) "The Assxhole". From that time on it's the only way I referred to him.To date I have never had to explain who that was....all I had to do was say..." The Assxhole " was on TV again today and people just reflexively knew who I was talking about. Hmm
Now this morning I thought I was going to be pleasantly surprised...he appeared in a Christmas ( don't even know if he celebrates it but I digress) commercial and opened up with what appeared to be gratitude for the past 8 years....but NOPE! I should have known that was only the hook to get me not to just change the channel like I usually do.
He quickly turned it into an "Wonderful me " commercial (what else with this guy eh? ) ....he got up...turned around to the camera....unbuttoned his crapper flapper and just unloaded on the nation one last bitter, narcissistic...self adulating....condescending time. All the while his wife Moochie ( 80 pounds of booze and vacation weight on at approximately 1 million dollars a pound ) stared at the camera with that " Yeah wazzup bitch? " look.
Man.... I was just amazed at his consistency. Gotta give him that if nothing else. The man is consistent.
So for the mourning lefties who act like this was the assassination of JFK all over again.... Please do me a favor...get health insurance from Obamacare before you torch yourself at the inauguration....I don't want to pay the burn unit bill for your sorry...scorched asses.
And to Obie the one CanKnowbie.....
so long...see ya....later dude...
Sayonara assxhole! (Sionara is a perfectly acceptable phonetic rendition for English btw....)
JO
Then along came a well dressed and eloquent young man who I sat up and took notice of. He was not an embarrassment but spoke well and conducted himself well in public and internationally. I thought to myself....wow....it's about time I don't have to feel embarrassment at the thought that somebody might actually be listening to this guy and judging a nation by him. I was impressed with his presence even though I was horrified by his stated goals...but I thought to myself...meh...let's see what he does ...give him a chance.
Yeah..um...that's where it all started to down hill. Next thing I know his petulant and eternally frowning wife get's on national TV and starts $hitting down our throats....I couldn't believe it. Then Eric Freakin' ( I'm a wannabe ) Holder calls us a nation of cowards....All of a sudden I missed the sweet little librarian/school teacher who graced us with good manners and Red, White and blue apple pie politics for eight years..god I loved that woman....she was the consummate first lady.
So I took a deep sigh and said to myself...hey....nothing is perfect....let's not get all over the guy because his wife is a big mouthed bitch...or a few of his friends are ex-black panthers...but then it struck again.
This time it came in the form of a Stinking apology tour. I just couldn't believe my ears...you no good jackass...how dare you take the oval office on the road and use it to run over America with it? But that's exactly what he did. By now the Alarms were starting to go off and I was starting to have really bad premonitions about the next 7 1/2 years. Annnnnnd we were not disappointed. Everything from " The police acted stupidly" to " If I had a son " to " If you like your doctor" the shit started to roll down hill like an avalanche....nay a mudslide! Then the executive orders...then the IRS penalty... it just kept coming like a flurry of Cassius Clay one two combos...again and again and again. Pretty soon we had a whole nation of pissed off people along with a dedicated following of social miscreants that cheered as the American flag took a good pissing on while Obama supervised.
By this time I was at the " fuxck you " stage of awareness every time I heard or listened to ( newly coined name for him ) "The Assxhole". From that time on it's the only way I referred to him.To date I have never had to explain who that was....all I had to do was say..." The Assxhole " was on TV again today and people just reflexively knew who I was talking about. Hmm
Now this morning I thought I was going to be pleasantly surprised...he appeared in a Christmas ( don't even know if he celebrates it but I digress) commercial and opened up with what appeared to be gratitude for the past 8 years....but NOPE! I should have known that was only the hook to get me not to just change the channel like I usually do.
He quickly turned it into an "Wonderful me " commercial (what else with this guy eh? ) ....he got up...turned around to the camera....unbuttoned his crapper flapper and just unloaded on the nation one last bitter, narcissistic...self adulating....condescending time. All the while his wife Moochie ( 80 pounds of booze and vacation weight on at approximately 1 million dollars a pound ) stared at the camera with that " Yeah wazzup bitch? " look.
Man.... I was just amazed at his consistency. Gotta give him that if nothing else. The man is consistent.
So for the mourning lefties who act like this was the assassination of JFK all over again.... Please do me a favor...get health insurance from Obamacare before you torch yourself at the inauguration....I don't want to pay the burn unit bill for your sorry...scorched asses.
And to Obie the one CanKnowbie.....
so long...see ya....later dude...
Sayonara assxhole! (Sionara is a perfectly acceptable phonetic rendition for English btw....)
JO
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