Say It Here.

[daws101]

ever remember you forgot something but can't recall what that something is?

 

[Wonky Pundit]

'
Nature makes us sane;

The insane destroy nature;

Those who live where nature is destroyed become insane;

Nature destroys the insane.

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There once was a a girl from Kalamazoo

She couldn't dance but she sure could...........









Cook

I heard there was once a girl from Nantucket. Tell us about her.

 

[daws101]

'
Nature makes us sane;

The insane destroy nature;

Those who live where nature is destroyed become insane;

Nature destroys the insane.

.

There once was a a girl from Kalamazoo

She couldn't dance but she sure could...........









Cook

I heard there was once a girl from Nantucket. Tell us about her.

she carried her breasts in a bucket..

 

[Big Black Dog]

Do space aliens use your body for sex at night after you go to sleep?

 

[daws101]

Do space aliens use your body for sex at night after you go to sleep?

is that why I need to smoke a cigarette at 3 am?

 

[numan]

'

Humour may be defined as the sense within us that sets up a kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the expression of that sense in art.
---Encyclopaedia Britannica

.

 

[numan]

'

The essence of humour is human kindliness.
---Stephen Leacock

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[Ravi]

USMB was a better place before the good posters got run off or pinked.

 

[numan]

'

There is no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature
---R. B. Sheridan

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[Pop23]

'
Nature makes us sane;

The insane destroy nature;

Those who live where nature is destroyed become insane;

Nature destroys the insane.

.

There once was a a girl from Kalamazoo

She couldn't dance but she sure could...........









Cook

I heard there was once a girl from Nantucket. Tell us about her.

Surrender the kitty and we will talk!

Is that kidnapping or catnapping?

 

[Pop23]

USMB was a better place before the good posters got run off or pinked.

Screw the former posters, what the hall happened to the USMB Salad Bar?

$8.99 for that crap? The new mods can't even make a decent potato salad!

 

[g5000]

Dear Abby,

Are bisexuals twice as likely to get a date for Saturday night?

Confused in New England

 

[daws101]

Dear Abby,

Are bisexuals twice as likely to get a date for Saturday night?

Confused in New England

depends on how slow the night is...

 

[g5000]

Dear Abby,

I tore the tag off my mattress. Will I be put in a FEMA camp?

Hiding Under The Bed

 

[g5000]

Dear Abby,

My dog smells horrible. Should I give him a bath or just neutralize the smell by eating some chili?

Noxious in New Hampshire

 

[numan]

'

You see? -- Americans have absolutely no sense of humor.

.

 

[Pop23]

'

You see? -- Americans have absolutely no sense of humor.

.

Dear Abby:

My Canadian smells bad, should I give it a bath or neutralize the odor by eating lutefisk?

Noxious in Nevada

 

[numan]

'

You see? -- Americans have absolutely no sense of humor.

.

Dear Abby:

My Canadian smells bad, should I give it a bath or neutralize the odor by eating lutefisk?

Noxious in Nevada

Americans get by on a mixture of wit, slap-stick and Schadenfreude.
.

 

[numan]

'

Humor does exist in America -- you can find it on the Prairie Home Companion -- but there is so little of it that they have to keep on repeating it over and over.

.

 

[Ernie S.]

USMB was a better place before the good posters got run off or pinked.

But Wonkey Pundit is back. This place is just ******* PERFECT.