This reminds me of a recent trip I had to make to a very deep blue state. My driver gets hypoglycemic, and so we were forced to stop to eat on a regular schedule. A little less than an hour before our dinner time, I looked ahead on an e-map, and found the best restaurant in the geographical range in which my driver would not turn into a raging asshole was a Red Lobster about 30 minutes out. I called ahead for a table.
The place was jammed. Every table was occupied and the waiting area was overflowing to the outdoors. This would have doomed my man except for the fact I had called ahead, and so our wait was only two minutes. The flea-ridden liberal idiots had not thought to call ahead and had to suffer much longer waits. Too bad for them.
After ordering our drinks, I made a trip to the washroom. As the place was packed, I expected the Men's to be crowded, with hippie urine all over the floor, and no clean paper towels.
To my utter surprise, it was empty. I had it all to myself, and it was sparkling.
I then realized that since Obama has let all the queers and freaks use the Ladies, I would have the Men's all to myself in the blue states.
God Bless Obama!