Saturday Night Sex Talk

[dilloduck]

My computer mouse has an STD. Everytime I right click, it screams and produces a yellow-green discharge.

LOL good thing everyone ran

 

[Luissa]

leaving this thread

 

[Lumpy 1]

damn lumpy-----someone ran everyone outta here

Well.. I got hungry and went and made some hamburgers.. so what happened.. crickets are chirping.

 

[syrenn]

chirping

under the covers or on top?

 

[Lumpy 1]

chirping

under the covers or on top?

on top

satin or fur

 

[syrenn]

oohhhh good question!

FUR

lights or no lights?

 

[Lumpy 1]

oohhhh good question!

FUR

lights or no lights?

lights

champagne or wine

 

[PatekPhilippe]

I think we have a winner !

Natural light is always best.

Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on... Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!

 

[LuckyDan]

Natural light is always best.

Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on... Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!

I think they want to be alone.

And I am copying these last few posts for the next time the LumpMan wants to lecture me!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Yes. And it depends what staircase landing you are on... Some lighting is just perfect as is..*W00*

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!

I think they want to be alone.

And I am copying these last few posts for the next time the LumpMan wants to lecture me!

... glad you're here.. you mind taking over?

 

[LuckyDan]

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who made love to his wife on the stairs...
The bannister broke...
and with a double stroke...
he finished her off in the air!

I think they want to be alone.

And I am copying these last few posts for the next time the LumpMan wants to lecture me!

... glad you're here.. you mind taking over?

I'd love to, shoog.

But I gotta go make a sammy for my sweetie.

You carry on. (Pretend I'm not here.)

 

[Frank]

I have to go crawl under the table now.

I thought I felt something

It's pretty ******* pathetic when the internet can make you blush.

It can happen, ya know. Some things I've read have down right embarrassed me - and NO ONE IS AROUND!

 

[Lumpy 1]

I thought I felt something

It's pretty ******* pathetic when the internet can make you blush.

It can happen, ya know. Some things I've read have down right embarrassed me - and NO ONE IS AROUND!

No kidding.. read... "Cheating on your Lover"

 

[JW Frogen]

It is Sunday in Australia right now so I just finished doing hot and horny things to my wife dressed as priest.

Her cups runnith over and my Crucifix is large.

Strange things happen to religion down here, I blame the hole in the ozone layer.

 

[LuckyDan]

It is Sunday in Australia right now so I just finished doing hot and horny things to my wife dressed as priest.

Her cups runnith over and my Crucifix is large.

Strange things happen to religion down here, I blame the hole in the ozone layer.

You dress Mrs. JW as a priest? I shan't ask about her collar.

 

[JW Frogen]

Hey, I was an altarboy as a kid and simply want to return to the true faith.

 

[PatekPhilippe]

Hey, I was an altarboy as a kid and simply want to return to the true faith.

You can get help for that you know....and compensation!!!!!

 

[JW Frogen]

I am not complaining, there was some great blood of Christ to be drunk by all.

They could use some cheese with the body of Christ.

Blue cheese will do.

 

[PatekPhilippe]

I am not complaining, there was some great blood of Christ to be drunk by all.

They could use some cheese with the body of Christ.

Blue cheese will do.

What...the crackers weren't salty enough?

 

[JW Frogen]

The crackers were pure, unlike the priests.

When men try to translate for God they go nuts, in every religion.

I believe in God, but every last person on this Earth must experience God in their own way. (And if you don't, that is your own way. The atheist does not inflict his doubt by dogma. Except Richard Dawkins that is.)

It can not be translated by some one pretending to talk for God.

After all, isn't being a priest, preacher, imam, or sage just really being ventriloquist?