Satellite full of sexually experimental geckos adrift in space

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Don't you just hate it when you lose your sexually experimental space lizards?

Russian scientists have lost contact with an experimental satellite filled with geckos that was to be the focus of new research on animal sex in zero-gravity.

Satellite full of sexually experimental geckos adrift in space, Russia loses control of mission - Science - News - The Independent

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Now that's a story.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Bummer. I feel sorry for whoever finds it.

"Hey guys look at this. It's...EWWW!"

Thinking of the South Park episode where Randy Marsh finally gets to masturbate at the FEMA camp...

 

[martybegan]

SCIENCE!!!!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Great joke about politicians and space,

"I've decided to support funding for the first manned mission to the Sun!"

"But sir, the Sun's a hot flaming ball of gas."

"Ah, thought of that. That's why we'll go at night!"

 

[theDoctorisIn]

I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a David Icke reference...

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a David Icke reference...

Had to google him, but am briefed now. So how about, "See! I told you! They flew back home!"

 

[martybegan]

Great joke about politicians and space,

"I've decided to support funding for the first manned mission to the Sun!"

"But sir, the Sun's a hot flaming ball of gas."

"Ah, thought of that. That's why we'll go at night!"

That's a recycled Polish Joke, and you know it.

 

[Rozman]

Are some of us angry that it wasn't the US that did this.
Because we should be the leaders is research,science and infrastructure....

 

[September]

The most epic living gecko. Isn't it beautiful!

 

[theDoctorisIn]

The most epic living gecko. Isn't it beautiful!

That Gecko looks like the Dragon from the game The Witcher 2.

 

[September]

"Uroplatus phantasticus"... aka the Satanic Leaf Tailed Gecko!

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a David Icke reference...

This is obviously how it all begins.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a David Icke reference...

This is obviously how it all begins.

Nailed it!

Good job!

 

[Peach]

"Uroplatus phantasticus"... aka the Satanic Leaf Tailed Gecko!

Were the gecko pasty white, it could pass for Putin.

 

[Rozman]

we're back onlne....

Russia Regains Control of Gecko Zero-G Sex Satellite - NBC News

 

[Rozman]

The liitle guys were all sleeping ..

 

[theDoctorisIn]

What exactly were the Russian scientists seeking to discover about zero-G lizard sex?