Satanists furious as Lyin' Ted compared to the Dark Lord

[TheOldSchool]

It's very true that comparing anyone to that creepy pervert Cruz is an insult beyond reproach, but Satan? I don't know I still think Satan edges Cruz out a bit on the evil scale.

On Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.”

When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Satanists are furious that Boehner compared Ted Cruz to the Dark Lord

Even Peter King has jumped into the discussion:

KING: "I fully agree with John Boehner. And maybe he gives Lucifer a bad name by comparing him to Ted Cruz."

Rep. Peter King: Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

 

[Dreadnaught1968]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

 

[TheOldSchool]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

No but I bet we could find that new tranny Ted Cruz porno if we checked your search history you RINO.

 

[IsaacNewton]

It's very true that comparing anyone to that creepy pervert Cruz is an insult beyond reproach, but Satan? I don't know I still think Satan edges Cruz out a bit on the evil scale.

On Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.”

When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Satanists are furious that Boehner compared Ted Cruz to the Dark Lord

Even Peter King has jumped into the discussion:

KING: "I fully agree with John Boehner. And maybe he gives Lucifer a bad name by comparing him to Ted Cruz."

Rep. Peter King: Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

That is one of the funniest things ever. Satanists offended by comparison to Ted Cruz. Shouldn't this be in the 'America Offended' thread? "I mean Satan is our dark lord but, come on, he's no Ted Cruz".

Ted Cruz supporters were seen canvassing the neighborhood looking for a woman named Rosemary to be a surrogate. Pitch-fork sales in all the towns Cruz visited have reportedly gone up briefly, then quickly gone back down. When told of the heat-wave in the west Cruz was heard to say "hot? Ha! You haven't seen hot!...yet". While visiting a sport-boat dealer in Ohio Cruz stated "I love to go out in the evening on lake Conflagration to check on the, uh, "fishermen", and see how they are holding up, I mean if they caught anything".

 

[Dreadnaught1968]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

No but I bet we could find that new tranny Ted Cruz porno if we checked your search history you RINO.

You'd lose the bet, and be wrong. But I'm sorry to hear that Ted scares you that much.

 

[TheOldSchool]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

No but I bet we could find that new tranny Ted Cruz porno if we checked your search history you RINO.

You'd lose the bet, and be wrong. But I'm sorry to hear that Ted scares you that much.

Weak. Go away Cruzbot.

 

[Dreadnaught1968]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

No but I bet we could find that new tranny Ted Cruz porno if we checked your search history you RINO.

You'd lose the bet, and be wrong. But I'm sorry to hear that Ted scares you that much.

Weak. Go away Cruzbot.

Didn't vote for Ted. Oh well, you're wrong again...

 

[TheOldSchool]

When you go to bed at night, do you check for Ted Cruz under your bed, and in your closet?

No but I bet we could find that new tranny Ted Cruz porno if we checked your search history you RINO.

You'd lose the bet, and be wrong. But I'm sorry to hear that Ted scares you that much.

Weak. Go away Cruzbot.

Didn't vote for Ted. Oh well, you're wrong again...

Okay. Then go away weirdo.