- Sep 22, 2013
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This is a TrumpUSA debate involving Rumpelstiltskin (folkloric impish hellraiser of fortune-fears) and Venger (Dungeons&Dragons fictional warlock signifying immortality-dominions) about capitalism/consumerism prestige.
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VENGER: TrumpUSA is a capitalism-deathbed for atheists...
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, it promote general apathy towards media virtues.
VENGER: That's because commerce has create laissez-faire morality.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: This came before Trump, before Clinton, and back to Nixon.
VENGER: Media changed the manner of political gossip.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, media makes us crave 'juicy downfalls.'
VENGER: Everyone loves a good tale about moral adventures.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Without drama, there is no media!
VENGER: Maybe TrumpUSA is the real Emerald City.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: The Roaring Twenties in America also produced arrogance.
VENGER: Maybe capitalism board-games (e.g., Monopoly) promote imagination!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Well, if too many people indulge in daydreams, sloth arises.
VENGER: Perhaps capitalism constructs 'crude dominions.'
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: We might create energy in capitalism through journalism.
VENGER: Are you referring to the news-reporting of vital intrigue?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, when the masses are intrigued, society is 'fancified.'
VENGER: Marketing etiquette can be challenging.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Well, sports-culture films (e.g., Jerry Maguire) are jovial!
VENGER: Is it possible to use consumerism (e.g., Burger King) to create humor?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Lighthearted optimistic humor is necessary to ward of cynicism.
VENGER: In that case, journalists need to offer bright humor reflecting TrumpUSA vigor.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: A TrumpUSA 'desk-job' might require serious focus on bureaucracy.
VENGER: Political-cartoonists might talk about Trump using Twitter as an 'excuse.'
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Isn't the Internet a sort of 'social contract'?
VENGER: There is trust-monitoring online (e.g., eBay seller-ratings).
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Should Trump observe rules of traffic etiquette (e.g., WikiLeaks)?
VENGER: The reason TrumpUSA is an Emerald City is because capitalism is optional.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: True; consumerism doesn't have to be political at all!
VENGER: Perhaps candy cigarettes are 'chic' since consumerism creates candidness.
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{Venger & Rumpelstiltskin}
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VENGER: TrumpUSA is a capitalism-deathbed for atheists...
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, it promote general apathy towards media virtues.
VENGER: That's because commerce has create laissez-faire morality.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: This came before Trump, before Clinton, and back to Nixon.
VENGER: Media changed the manner of political gossip.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, media makes us crave 'juicy downfalls.'
VENGER: Everyone loves a good tale about moral adventures.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Without drama, there is no media!
VENGER: Maybe TrumpUSA is the real Emerald City.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: The Roaring Twenties in America also produced arrogance.
VENGER: Maybe capitalism board-games (e.g., Monopoly) promote imagination!
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Well, if too many people indulge in daydreams, sloth arises.
VENGER: Perhaps capitalism constructs 'crude dominions.'
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: We might create energy in capitalism through journalism.
VENGER: Are you referring to the news-reporting of vital intrigue?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Yes, when the masses are intrigued, society is 'fancified.'
VENGER: Marketing etiquette can be challenging.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Well, sports-culture films (e.g., Jerry Maguire) are jovial!
VENGER: Is it possible to use consumerism (e.g., Burger King) to create humor?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Lighthearted optimistic humor is necessary to ward of cynicism.
VENGER: In that case, journalists need to offer bright humor reflecting TrumpUSA vigor.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: A TrumpUSA 'desk-job' might require serious focus on bureaucracy.
VENGER: Political-cartoonists might talk about Trump using Twitter as an 'excuse.'
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Isn't the Internet a sort of 'social contract'?
VENGER: There is trust-monitoring online (e.g., eBay seller-ratings).
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: Should Trump observe rules of traffic etiquette (e.g., WikiLeaks)?
VENGER: The reason TrumpUSA is an Emerald City is because capitalism is optional.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: True; consumerism doesn't have to be political at all!
VENGER: Perhaps candy cigarettes are 'chic' since consumerism creates candidness.
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{Venger & Rumpelstiltskin}
