Ruin A Date In Four Words

[shimon]

I have explosive diarrhea.

That usually means believe it or not you are constipated..

 

[HaShev]

Greet her with a handshake while saying;
"Hi I'm a proctologist"

 

[shimon]

The test was positive… Should work..

 

[HaShev]

"I forgot my wallet"

 

[lennypartiv]

Peeing makes it burn.

 

[aaronleland]

No isn't an option...

 

[aaronleland]

You even smell fat.

 

[Flash]

I'll have a BudLight

That tells the chick you are either a queer or tranny.

 

[aaronleland]

Can Mortimer join in?

 

[ActionJackson]

Damn You Are Ugly

 

[aaronleland]

Put this mask on.

 

[aaronleland]

I'm outside your window...

 

[aaronleland]

Like my Swastika tattoo?

 

[aaronleland]

My sister shaves downstairs.

 

[ActionJackson]

Beautiful Blond Nose Hair

 

[aaronleland]

Bring your rape whistle?

 

[aaronleland]

Why do blacks steal?

 

[aaronleland]

Don't trust Megan's Law.

 

[aaronleland]

Can my dad watch?

 

[aaronleland]

I came just now...