Ruin A Date In Four Words

[aaronleland]

What kind of 'friend' wanted to set you up with such an asshole??? Sounds like they both could take a flying leap

Maybe she was chubby. Chubby people don't deserve love.

 

[playtime]

playtime is my friend

now that was good.

 

[playtime]

playtime is my friend

even though you suck.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

you like them shoes?

 

[SaxonJackson]

you like them shoes?

Like My Crusty Toenails?

 

[aaronleland]

Are your parents home?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

... getting ready to have sex...
"forgot to hit record.."

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

What kind of 'friend' wanted to set you up with such an asshole??? Sounds like they both could take a flying leap

.

Close. It was the friend's husband, who also turned out to be an asshole himself.

And "flying" isn't far from wrong. The blind date was an airline pilot, an ilk known in some quarters for being assholes.

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[The Sage of Main Street]

What's Your Name Again?

 

[aaronleland]

Will you marry me?

 

[aaronleland]

I just came abit.

 

[playtime]

I hear evil voices.

 

[petro]

Love me long time?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

... getting ready to have sex...
"forgot to hit record.."

aw c'mon that was funny!

 

[petro]

My name is Mortimer.

 

[playtime]

Yes, my dog bites.

 

[aaronleland]

Why are you crying?

 

[aaronleland]

Am I under arrest?

 

[lg325]

She saw me, duck!

 

[The Duke]

Maybe she was chubby. Chubby people don't deserve love.

My name is fbj