Ruin A Date In Four Words

[ActionJackson]

I Am A Democrat!

 

[norwegen]

I'm a committed vegan

 

[ActionJackson]

Support Black Lives Matter!

 

[The Duke]

Mom says I'm special.

 

[The Duke]

Let's hear some Manilow.

 

[Meister]

My Pronoun Is "Them."

Your Mom happily married?

 

[norwegen]

I forgot my wallet

 

[The Duke]

Do you have Pokemons?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Biden Got 81M Votes.

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81M votes my ass.

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[The Duke]

Let's go to McDonald's

 

[petro]

You look like Mom.

 

[ActionJackson]

Make Me A Sandwich!

 

[jbrownson0831]

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81M votes my ass.

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May I sniff you?

 

[The Duke]

I'm going to Bronycon

 

[Flash]

I Live In Basement.

True story

The brother of a friend lived on the East coast of Florida in a $1.4 million home. He had a very successful business and was a millionaire. On the property was a nice guest house that his mother lived in. The mother preferred to live independent in the guest house rather than in the bigger house.

The guy's had a business base in Tampa across the state. He needed to spend the nights a few days a week in the Tampa area. He bought a a nice double wide trailer on ten acres. He used it instead of staying in hotels.

He was single and would date chicks. When he took them out he would tell them that he lived with his mother and that he lived in a trailer. He said it was always a hoot and a half to see their reaction. He had two of them walk out of the date.

 

[justoffal]

My Pronoun Is "Them."

Pass the mustard please

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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You blew the audition.

True story. A friend wanted to fix me up with a friend and I didn't want to meet him right off. I asked for a few more phone calls. (This was way back before computers so we couldn't share photos.)

He said "How about you just stand on the corner in front a particular place and I'll drive by. If I like you, I'll call again".

So I asked him if he meant something like an audition and he said, with all seriousness, "Yeah, just like that".

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[GLASNOST]

Your Breath Is Bad

 

[Concerned American]

heard you were DTF (down to fuck)

Not always, I've met some that were just as eager as I--bar pick up line. Want to go out to my van for some heavy breathing? Had to draw the line and run when one showed me her new tattoo just below her belt line that said "All You Can Eat."

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

My Pronoun Is "Them."

Make America Great Again !