Ruin A Date In Four Words

[iamwhatiseem]

consider changing your hair?

 

[aaronleland]

Your opinion on buttsex...

 

[aaronleland]

Sorry. My mom snores.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

"Hey there sweet cheeks!"

 

[SaxonJackson]

Is That Wrinkle Cream?

 

[aaronleland]

TNHarley, ready for business.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I'm getting drunk tonight!

 

[aaronleland]

I'm getting drunk tonight!

I feel like this is more of a statement than a response to the thread.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

"... just texting my ex"

 

[SaxonJackson]

Seen My Teeth Around?

 

[TNHarley]

TNHarley, ready for business.

hey stranger!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

"Yeah... women love me"

 

[aaronleland]

Are you still breathing?

 

[aaronleland]

I'm Chris Hansen with...

 

[TNHarley]

you allergic to ducktape?

 

[BackAgain]

Is it in yet?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Size matter to you?

 

[JustAnotherNut]

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You blew the audition.

True story. A friend wanted to fix me up with a friend and I didn't want to meet him right off. I asked for a few more phone calls. (This was way back before computers so we couldn't share photos.)

He said "How about you just stand on the corner in front a particular place and I'll drive by. If I like you, I'll call again".

So I asked him if he meant something like an audition and he said, with all seriousness, "Yeah, just like that".

.

What kind of 'friend' wanted to set you up with such an asshole??? Sounds like they both could take a flying leap

 

[playtime]

I am an incel.

 

[TNHarley]

playtime is my friend