Raynine
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The world has gone bizarre, and it keeps getting more bizarre. I’ve been mulling over Marco Rubio’s speech at the Munich Security Conference and his heartfelt speech about Italian that discovered a new world. Italians are Europeans and we want the Europeans to like us so even though the Europeans have been killing each other since Europe became Europe, why not? Would America exist if it were not for Europe? Probably not because we had to know what not to do first. A lot of smart Europeans gave us some good pointers on how to build a truly free country which was not happening in Europe, and our leaders took heed. So, on that point, Rubio was correct.
But the Columbus reference? What the hell did he do other than get lost? Columbus’s navigator must have been raiding the wine barrels, and his own crew was about to lynch him because he had no idea where they were. They were running out of food, and you know how people get when they run out of food! I know that is true because in the third grade I was in a school play about Columbus, and I was one of the mutineers with a rope!
Then someone in the crow’s nest spotted land and the day was saved, or so the story goes. When old Columbus finally made landfall, he thought he was in the East Indies, he thought Cuba was China and believed some of the surrounding islands were part of Japan. Once the crew got some food in their stomachs, they forgave Columbus while he named the natives on the shoreline Indians! That’s how we got the Apache's, the Comanche’s, and the Arapaho! Things went along well for a while with thanksgiving feasts and all that. Then the natives figured out White Europeans spoke with a forked tongue, and it all went downhill fast from there.
If I Were Rubio, I would not use Columbus as a featured example of American greatness inspired by Europe.
Just sayin.
But the Columbus reference? What the hell did he do other than get lost? Columbus’s navigator must have been raiding the wine barrels, and his own crew was about to lynch him because he had no idea where they were. They were running out of food, and you know how people get when they run out of food! I know that is true because in the third grade I was in a school play about Columbus, and I was one of the mutineers with a rope!
Then someone in the crow’s nest spotted land and the day was saved, or so the story goes. When old Columbus finally made landfall, he thought he was in the East Indies, he thought Cuba was China and believed some of the surrounding islands were part of Japan. Once the crew got some food in their stomachs, they forgave Columbus while he named the natives on the shoreline Indians! That’s how we got the Apache's, the Comanche’s, and the Arapaho! Things went along well for a while with thanksgiving feasts and all that. Then the natives figured out White Europeans spoke with a forked tongue, and it all went downhill fast from there.
If I Were Rubio, I would not use Columbus as a featured example of American greatness inspired by Europe.
Just sayin.
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