Republicans name Joe Manchin Employee of the Month!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a big win for the senator from West Virginia, congressional Republicans have named Joe Manchin Employee of the Month for October.​

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Speaking to reporters at the Capitol, Manchin seemed overwhelmed by the award, saying that he was “humbled and honored.”​

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“When I work hard to keep benefits out of the hands of poor children, I’m not doing it to win a prize,” he said. “I’m just doing what I love.”​

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Kyrsten Sinema, the senator from Arizona, sent her congratulations to Manchin after learning that she had been the runner-up for the award.​

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“I knew it wouldn’t be easy beating a great competitor like Joe,” she said. “Maybe next month.”​

Republicans Name Joe Manchin Employee of the Month

Kyrsten Sinema, the runner-up, sent her congratulations to the senator from West Virginia.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Darkwind]

Keeping benefits out of the hands of children is a perfect testimony on how radicalized the OP's ideology is.