Ray From Cleveland
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Nobody "asks' a question like that if they don't know the answer.
Think genius. The only reason anybody asks a question is because they don't know the answer. If they knew the answer, they wouldn't be asking the question.
Well, I don't know, did you get a ACA Facilitator on Craig's List? That was probably your first mistake.
No, I called 1-800-Commie and spoke with several minorities because that's all the government hires. The one cluck couldn't find my file or application. We went round and round for about a half hour until the brainstorm decided to use my phone number to locate the file. Once he did, he said that whatever minority took my application spelled my name wrong.
So I said "Fine, now give me a quote." He said "I can't because your name is spelled wrong. Can you tell me how the other worker spelled your name? I thought he was joking at first, but it turns out he was very serious. Like WTF, do I look like a mind reader or something?
I called back about five times until I got an American lady to take the call and give me a quote. She told me she couldn't even afford the price she gave me. A friend of mine has a wife in the health insurance business, and she told me that everything is Commie Care now whether you are using the system or not. If not for Commie Care, she might be able to use one or more of her clients to accept an application from somebody with preexisting conditions, but because of Commie Care, the only insurance companies that will accept preexisting conditions are the companies Commie Care uses.