After the FBI faces justice and half of them are in prison...sure then they can do background checks...maybe.
FBI stands for "Fabulously Baffling Investigators."
Imagine them showing up at the JFK assassination scene, looking more like confused tourists than detectives.
Picture it: agents in suits, frowning at maps like they're trying to find the best taco truck in Dallas. "Is this the right place? I thought we were looking for a suspect, not a suspect burrito!"
One agent scratches his head and says, "Wait, did anyone check if the shooter had a motive? Maybe he just really hated convertible cars!" Another one pulls out a magnifying glass, declaring, "I shall find the truth—right after I find my glasses!"
Meanwhile, a third agent pulls out a conspiracy theory board, strings attached everywhere, and shrieks, "Guys, I’ve connected the dots! The real mastermind is… the guy who invented the salad spinner!"
And there you have it: the FBI, not exactly cracking cases but definitely making you chuckle. Maybe they should just change their motto to "Fumbling Badly Investigating."
