Repub Matt Gaetz: Trump’s defense “looked like an 8th grader wrote it”

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This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
 
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This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

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This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

.
How is he not criticizing the words if it sounds like an 8th grade wrote it?
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

.
How is he not criticizing the words if it sounds like an 8th grade wrote it?
Because if you read further (you didn't) you will see this:

  • The Democrats made their case to the public as if it were "cable news," Gaetz told Politico, commending their use of multimedia during the trial.
  • Meanwhile, the defense team's case looked like "an eighth-grade book report," Gaetz told Politico. "Actually, no, I take that back," he said, adding that an eighth-grader would know how to use PowerPoint and iPads.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

.
How is he not criticizing the words if it sounds like an 8th grade wrote it?
Because if you read further (you didn't) you will see this:

  • The Democrats made their case to the public as if it were "cable news," Gaetz told Politico, commending their use of multimedia during the trial.
  • Meanwhile, the defense team's case looked like "an eighth-grade book report," Gaetz told Politico. "Actually, no, I take that back," he said, adding that an eighth-grader would know how to use PowerPoint and iPads.
Lol dude come on. He’s twisting the knife. Try re reading that sentence in bold. He is saying the defense lacked a power point which is something an 8th grader could do therefore it comes across like someone younger wrote it.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

.
How is he not criticizing the words if it sounds like an 8th grade wrote it?
Because if you read further (you didn't) you will see this:

  • The Democrats made their case to the public as if it were "cable news," Gaetz told Politico, commending their use of multimedia during the trial.
  • Meanwhile, the defense team's case looked like "an eighth-grade book report," Gaetz told Politico. "Actually, no, I take that back," he said, adding that an eighth-grader would know how to use PowerPoint and iPads.
Lol dude come on. He’s twisting the knife. Try re reading that sentence in bold. He is saying the defense lacked a power point which is something an 8th grader could do therefore it comes across like someone younger wrote it.
Like I said, his criticism is the method of presentation.

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This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'
He was criticizing the presentation, not the actual words. You didn't read further, did you?

He mentions power point, looking like a cable news network, multimedia, etc.

.
How is he not criticizing the words if it sounds like an 8th grade wrote it?
Because if you read further (you didn't) you will see this:

  • The Democrats made their case to the public as if it were "cable news," Gaetz told Politico, commending their use of multimedia during the trial.
  • Meanwhile, the defense team's case looked like "an eighth-grade book report," Gaetz told Politico. "Actually, no, I take that back," he said, adding that an eighth-grader would know how to use PowerPoint and iPads.

Oops, leftist lied and got caught... what a surprise!
 
Trump's unafraid and he’s unapologetic... I like the fact that he is willing to fight for a better America — for the least, the fallen, the left behind
 
Repub Matt Gaetz: Trump’s defense “looked like an 8th grader wrote it”

That's terrible news.

If the defense doesn't dumb it down to at least a 4th graders level. . . It will sail right over the leftardz heads.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.
Pence? Yeah he’s a backwards sack of shit, but at least he isn’t a moron and knows how to appear presidential.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.
Pence? Yeah he’s a backwards sack of shit, but at least he isn’t a moron and knows how to appear presidential.

So you’d rather see President Pence over any of the moronic shitbags in the Democrat Presidential race.
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.

Trump hired the pedophile defense squad and the best defense they came up with is that “no laws were broken”.
 
"36 hours of ad hominem attacks by Schiff et al can’t erase the irony that the Democrats are doing exactly what they accuse Trump of doing—abusing government to go after their political rival." - Rowdy Rand Paul
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.
Pence? Yeah he’s a backwards sack of shit, but at least he isn’t a moron and knows how to appear presidential.

Glad you feel that way. I’m sure Don will endorse him after his next term. As much of an a hole as oboe was, at least he won’t endorse the creeper [emoji102].


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This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.

Trump hired the pedophile defense squad and the best defense they came up with is that “no laws were broken”.

Can you name a Federal law that was broken?
 
This isn’t surprising. Trump likely insisted he word the defense himself without realizing how stupid he sounds trying to sound smart. Gaetz praised the democrats’ defense in comparison.

Gaetz isn’t even a RINO by Republicans’ own standards. He’s defended Trump from the beginning. I guess even he couldn’t bullshit it anymore. Of course, generally this reasoning is ignored and a repub will just pretend he’s been a RINO all along despite barely knowing who he was before.

GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz praised Democrats' impeachment presentation and skewered Trump's defense as looking like 'an 8th-grade book report'

Well a 3rd grader could destroy the Dem’s pathetic accusations.

I just think it’s hilarious you lefties want to see President Pence so bad.

Trump hired the pedophile defense squad and the best defense they came up with is that “no laws were broken”.

Can you name a Federal law that was broken?
Nope. But that misses the point of impeachment. It defies logic that a constitutional scholar wouldn’t know this, but I think it speaks to their desperation.
 
There is no defense for the Trump team it just the best they can hope for is 51 votes that stay in line

They want to get this over with real quick, but if they do not take this serious then

Oh la la

repubs should be worried, if Trump is booted then there is a potential job opening for some lucky repub who can step in and run for presidency

Putin may be upset but hey he had a nice run
 

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