Remember when 38 year old Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old?

[DigitalDrifter]

Boy you wouldn't want to do this today, because you'd definitely be called a pedophile, right?

The Game of Love

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The Game of Love


Karen S. Schneider
March 28, 1994 12:00 PM


IT COULD HAVE BEEN A SKIT OIN SEINFELD. Real-life Jerry Seinfeld, comedian, TV star and life observer, was strolling through Central Park one day in May 1993 when he spotted a stranger he now calls “the most wonderful girl in the world.” Seinfeld, then 38, sallied over, made small talk and went away with the telephone number of Shoshanna Lonstein—then 17 and a senior at the private Nightingale-Bamford School in Manhattan.

Seinfeld says it was a simple case of acquaintance-making, with “the age issue,” as he calls it, immediately “forgotten.” Other people, however, didn’t forget it. Howard Stern homed in on the May-August aspect of the relationship when the radio host interviewed his old friend last spring. “So,” Stern said, feigning moral indignation, “you sit in Central Park and have a candy bar on a string and pull it when the girls come?”

Amazingly, Seinfeld, master of his comedy domain, was flustered. “She’s not 17, definitely not,” he initially insisted. Then, returning to the Stern show a month later for another attempt at spin control, he still seemed a bit defensive. “I didn’t realize she was so young,” he said. “This is the only girl I ever went out with who was that young. I wasn’t dating her. We just went to a restaurant, and that was it.”

Except that, as time passed, the relationship changed. For months now, Seinfeld and Lonstein have quietly gone about the business of getting to know one another. At George Washington University in Washington, where Lonstein, now 18, enrolled in September, the couple walk arm in arm across campus when Seinfeld pops in for an occasional visit. On weekend trips to Los Angeles, where he tapes his show”, they have eggs and cheesecake with his friends and cast members at Jem’s Famous Deli in Studio City before heading off to spend an afternoon shooting hoops in the park. “I think it’s serious between them,” says Seinfeld’s close friend, comedian George Wallace. “She’s beautiful and mature. She’s good for him.” Adds Seinfeld’s manager of 14 years, George Shapiro: “I’ve never seen him happier.”

Cover Story: The Game of Love - Vol. 41 No. 11

 

[Pogo]

Boy you wouldn't want to this today, because you'd definitely be called a pedophile, right?

The Game of Love

1. 
   
   
   • ARCHIVE

The Game of Love


Karen S. Schneider
March 28, 1994 12:00 PM


IT COULD HAVE BEEN A SKIT OIN SEINFELD. Real-life Jerry Seinfeld, comedian, TV star and life observer, was strolling through Central Park one day in May 1993 when he spotted a stranger he now calls “the most wonderful girl in the world.” Seinfeld, then 38, sallied over, made small talk and went away with the telephone number of Shoshanna Lonstein—then 17 and a senior at the private Nightingale-Bamford School in Manhattan.

Seinfeld says it was a simple case of acquaintance-making, with “the age issue,” as he calls it, immediately “forgotten.” Other people, however, didn’t forget it. Howard Stern homed in on the May-August aspect of the relationship when the radio host interviewed his old friend last spring. “So,” Stern said, feigning moral indignation, “you sit in Central Park and have a candy bar on a string and pull it when the girls come?”

Amazingly, Seinfeld, master of his comedy domain, was flustered. “She’s not 17, definitely not,” he initially insisted. Then, returning to the Stern show a month later for another attempt at spin control, he still seemed a bit defensive. “I didn’t realize she was so young,” he said. “This is the only girl I ever went out with who was that young. I wasn’t dating her. We just went to a restaurant, and that was it.”

Except that, as time passed, the relationship changed. For months now, Seinfeld and Lonstein have quietly gone about the business of getting to know one another. At George Washington University in Washington, where Lonstein, now 18, enrolled in September, the couple walk arm in arm across campus when Seinfeld pops in for an occasional visit. On weekend trips to Los Angeles, where he tapes his show”, they have eggs and cheesecake with his friends and cast members at Jem’s Famous Deli in Studio City before heading off to spend an afternoon shooting hoops in the park. “I think it’s serious between them,” says Seinfeld’s close friend, comedian George Wallace. “She’s beautiful and mature. She’s good for him.” Adds Seinfeld’s manager of 14 years, George Shapiro: “I’ve never seen him happier.”

Cover Story: The Game of Love - Vol. 41 No. 11

Actually no. He might be called an ephebophile.

Remember when 38 year old Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old?

Actually ---- no. How the fuck would I know, or care, who Jerry Seinfeld dates?

Remember when Jerry Seinfeld ran for office?
Or when he plunked the Ten Commandments in his apartment?


Hey, me neither.

 

[Zander]

Was she the one with the huge jugs? If so, its ok.

 

[Gracie]

If it's Seinfeld..its AOK. Right? Right. But if it is someone not liked much...not so much AOK. Right? Right.

 

[Gracie]

Was she the one with the huge jugs? If so, its ok.

See? Tolja.

 

[Zander]

Was she the one with the huge jugs? If so, its ok.

See? Tolja.

But, did you see those jugs???

 

[Zander]

She can barely keep 'em in her dress!! They're dying to be released!! RELEASE THEM!!!! SET THEM FREE!!!

These "Cherries" are a jackpot!!

 

[Gracie]

Oh pahlease. They are just breasts. Men have them too, ya now. *eye roll*

 

[Zander]

Oh pahlease. They are just breasts. Men have them too, ya now. *eye roll*

They aren't just "breasts"...they are BAZOOMS!!!

 

[ClosedCaption]

I remember when I casted my vote for Seinfeld in the election of 1994

 

[Gracie]

Here ya go. Get excited over there. After all, they are "jugs".

 

[Zander]

I remember when I casted my vote for Seinfeld in the election of 1994

You "casted" your vote....

 

[WinterBorn]

Remember when Jerry made moral judgements against others? Me either.

Remember when all Jerry did was park in a dark spot and rub on the girl? Me either.

Remember when Jerry tried to push a ruling in a rape case where a 12 year old girl was raped, and he wanted her sexual history to be introduced for the expressed purpose of defending the man who raped her? Me either.

Remember when Jerry started dating a girl who was under the age of consent? Me either.

 

[Indeependent]

Was she the one with the huge jugs? If so, its ok.

Bastard, you stole my 'Jugs"!

 

[Windparadox]

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When you look at it, the character "Jerry Seinfeld" is no more real than Thor, Batman, Gandalf, Ripley or Mustapha Mond.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Oh pahlease. They are just breasts. Men have them too, ya now. *eye roll*

Some men. I have pecs.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

I remember when I casted my vote for Seinfeld in the election of 1994

So did Jerry commit a crime or not?

 

[ClosedCaption]

I remember when I casted my vote for Seinfeld in the election of 1994

So did Jerry commit a crime or not?

IDK but he wont get my vote I can say that for sure

 

[Eaglewings]

Roy Morals is a creepy man who used his platform to slam and judge others with his bible talk, this is what the argument is ..not so much dating a minor.

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[Zander]

I remember when I casted my vote for Seinfeld in the election of 1994

So did Jerry commit a crime or not?

IDK but he wont get my vote I can say that for sure

Unless you live in Alabama, you (and I) have no say about Moore.