dilloduck
Diamond Member
CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He
acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to
be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a
weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his
work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking
into it
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change
yet.'
13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at
large.
15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
16. A backward poet writes inverse.
17. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count
that votes.
18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He
acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to
be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a
weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his
work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking
into it
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change
yet.'
13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at
large.
15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
16. A backward poet writes inverse.
17. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count
that votes.
18. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
