Puns from the other side

[KarlMarx]

Q: What do you get when you cross a movie star with Velveeta?
A: Micky Rooney and cheese

Q: Did you hear about the olympic athlete that became a podiatrist?
A: He used to know the thrill of victory, now he knows the agont of da' feet!

Q: What's the difference between a tavern and elephant flatulence?
A: One's a bar room and the other is a barrooooom!

Q: Did you hear about the Italian mime?
A: He had no hands

 

[Semper Fi]

I dont get the last one.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I dont get the last one.

You have much to learn, young cricket. Italians are known for lots of hand gestures when talking. It's a cultural thing. Not bad of course, just one that people notice in a certain ethnic group. Like red hair on an Irishman.

 

[Avatar4321]

You have much to learn, young cricket. Italians are known for lots of hand gestures when talking. It's a cultural thing. Not bad of course, just one that people notice in a certain ethnic group. Like red hair on an Irishman.

Problem is i dont see how its a pun.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

He's Itallian....
Itallians talk with their hands....
He has no hands, therfore he can't talk.

 

[UsaPride]

He's Itallian....
Itallians talk with their hands....
He has no hands, therfore he can't talk.

Not Italian but I talk with my hands. My husband wanted to do a test so he asked me to sit on my hands. I did and couldn't even carry on a conversation with him, LOL!!