Taliban took over Kabul, no vaccine, no masks, no social distancing
Didn't you know? This virus is different than others. . . it has rules.
For instance, it only infects folks when they aren't eating, if you are in the process of eating, then you are safe from the virus.
If you are a top level bureaucrat, or politician, the virus has no interest in you, you need not worry about social distancing or masks. Feel free to visit your family, go on vacation, get your hair done, attend funerals and weddings, go to restaurants and conferences, what ever you need or want to.
This virus, although it is less infectious outside, it is more deadly in recreation areas, so all parks, beaches and nature trails must be closed.
This virus is especially deadly after the sun goes down, so we must enact curfews to protect everyone's health.
Oh. . . and this one is particularly important in light of that last post. . . this virus particularly HATE's economic activity of non-globalist owned enterprises, so small businesses and small farms, private owned construction companies and the materials needed for them must be restricted. . . and the virus only cares, as we said before, about economic activity, so it won't care as much about third world shit holes. It doesn't really go those places.
They will
make up more rules, I mean, have more discovery about the "novel," nature of this virus coming forth from lord and savior dr. Fauxi at regular intervals. . .