Prediction for 2016

[g5000]

In 2016, James O'Keefe will release a highly edited video of a Chicago meter maid letting him out of a parking ticket when he tells her he is an illegal alien who voted for Obama forty-nine times.

It will be widely reported on Breitbart, Drudge, CNS News, Fox News and the Washington Times that Hillary had a sexual relationship with Janet Reno and a puppy.

Sarah Palin will be spotted in Montana at a sheep rodeo. A cell phone video of the event will reveal she believes Iran had a nuclear weapon as early as 1776 and was the reason our Founders abolished Medicare and the Federal Reserve. This will dominate the news for three days.

Harry Reid will call for a national day of mourning when Chris Matthews explodes in a supernova of liberal righteousness, spraying everyone in a ten mile radius with his body fat, which will be collected and buried under the altar at the Newseum.

Barack Obama will issue an Executive Order stating something must be done about black people's lack of access to professional bowling.

 

[Redfish]

In 2016, James O'Keefe will release a highly edited video of a Chicago meter maid letting him out of a parking ticket when he tells her he is an illegal alien who voted for Obama forty-nine times.

It will be widely reported on Breitbart, Drudge, CNS News, Fox News and the Washington Times that Hillary had a sexual relationship with Janet Reno and a puppy.

Sarah Palin will be spotted in Montana at a sheep rodeo. A cell phone video of the event will reveal she believes Iran had a nuclear weapon as early as 1776 and was the reason our Founders abolished Medicare and the Federal Reserve. This will dominate the news for three days.

Harry Reid will call for a national day of mourning when Chris Matthews explodes in a supernova of liberal righteousness, spraying everyone in a ten mile radius with his body fat, which will be collected and buried under the altar at the Newseum.

Barack Obama will issue an Executive Order stating something must be done about black people's lack of access to professional bowling.

 

[Avatar4321]

I predict both nominees will be running as far as they can from Obama's record.

Also, for some reason i expect Biden to be the Dem nominee. And that will be entertaining.

 

[Avatar4321]

In 2016, James O'Keefe will release a highly edited video of a Chicago meter maid letting him out of a parking ticket when he tells her he is an illegal alien who voted for Obama forty-nine times.

It will be widely reported on Breitbart, Drudge, CNS News, Fox News and the Washington Times that Hillary had a sexual relationship with Janet Reno and a puppy.

Sarah Palin will be spotted in Montana at a sheep rodeo. A cell phone video of the event will reveal she believes Iran had a nuclear weapon as early as 1776 and was the reason our Founders abolished Medicare and the Federal Reserve. This will dominate the news for three days.

Harry Reid will call for a national day of mourning when Chris Matthews explodes in a supernova of liberal righteousness, spraying everyone in a ten mile radius with his body fat, which will be collected and buried under the altar at the Newseum.

Barack Obama will issue an Executive Order stating something must be done about black people's lack of access to professional bowling.

About as likely as the OP's predictions.

You would think that after the prediction failures putting Hillary in the White House in 08, that people would stop making predictions 3 years out.

 

[rightwinger]

Christie guaranteed victory with an opponent ticket of Clinton-Warner.

You think so?

Wait till you see who the TeaTards stick Christie with as Vice President

 

[LordBrownTrout]

We'll add another state to the US bringing the total to 58.

 

[Redfish]

Christie guaranteed victory with an opponent ticket of Clinton-Warner.

You think so?

Wait till you see who the TeaTards stick Christie with as Vice President

did you miss your paxil this morning? take a double tonight with a fifth of vodka.

what exactly is wrong with you? what has filled you with so much hate?

 

[rightwinger]

Christie guaranteed victory with an opponent ticket of Clinton-Warner.

You think so?

Wait till you see who the TeaTards stick Christie with as Vice President

did you miss your paxil this morning? take a double tonight with a fifth of vodka.

what exactly is wrong with you? what has filled you with so much hate?

Vodka?

Nice try comrade

Single barrel bourbon

 

[Nosmo King]

In 2016, obama declares martial law, calls off all elections, attempts to send DHS troops across America to quell uprisings. DHS troops refuse after homes burned and family members killed. obama is arrested for treason and hung. Rand Paul/Ted Cruz are elected P/VP. Democrats lose elections for next 50 years.

Pictures are 'hung', people are 'hanged'.

But your predictions are wrong in other ways too, but the spirit of Pop and his typos moves me to point that out.

 

[WelfareQueen]

Pee Wee Herman wins Dancing with the stars.

 

[Rebelitarian]

Hillary will chose Mark Warner of Virginia as her running mate. It will seal the fate of another GOP loss. He is a moderate, he swings Virginia Blue, and he has the Kennedy charm as a self made millionaire. Mark it down now!

Okay assuming we make it to 2016 as a nation I don't see anyone voting for any Globalist candidate.

Jesse ventura will take it by a landslide and both Democrats and Republicans will be rejected like a Klansman at a NAACP meeting.

 

[Redfish]

You think so?

Wait till you see who the TeaTards stick Christie with as Vice President

did you miss your paxil this morning? take a double tonight with a fifth of vodka.

what exactly is wrong with you? what has filled you with so much hate?

Vodka?

Nice try comrade

Single barrel bourbon

Bourbon filled you with hate? How does that work?

 

[Kosh]

More people without health insurance due to it not being affordable.
More people than any point in history in the have not category because of Obamacare.
More people paying out of pocket for expensive medical care due to the gang of 15 telling people that the government will not pay for their medical expenses.
Obama declares himself King and runs for a third term.
The far left will have done so much damage to the country that it will another 200 years to recover.
The far left will vote for anyone with a (D) next to the name regardless of how bad they truly are.
Obama would have been a lame duck president for 8 years running.
The far left will still blame Bush for everything.
Over 70% of the US population will be on some type of government program.
The rich still get richer and hold to their money because of uncertainty.
Unemployment will will be 32% (based on real numbers).
Obama will lie about how good the economy is doing.
Obama will make more promises that he will not keep.
Things will get much worse as the poor are taxed to death because of Obamacare.

 

[JimH52]

Some creative and some idiotic comments. No one in the GOP can touch Hillary right now and it looks like the TP and the far right will keep Christie off the ticket in 2016. It is hilarious that the person with the best chance to win in 2016 for the GOP is being blackballed for doing his job as Governor of NJ. You just can't fix Stupid....

 

[g5000]

When asked for his foreign policy experience, Chris Christie will inform the impudent journalist to shut up if he doesn't want that recorder shoved up his ass.

During a campaign stump speech, Joe Biden will say that what he meant in 2012 was that he is opposed to putting black people back in chains "except in cases of rape or incest".

A video of a Republican state legislator in Louisiana no one has ever heard of will go viral as he explains that homosexuality is the gateway to humping your mother.

Republican campaign literature in South Carolina will claim every Democratic member of Congress joined the defunct Democratic Socialists of America in a secret ceremony.

During a hearing on rising commodity prices, California Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters will suggest a steel company executive should turn over his firstborn child to the government as punishment for making too goddam much money.

 

[rightwinger]

did you miss your paxil this morning? take a double tonight with a fifth of vodka.

what exactly is wrong with you? what has filled you with so much hate?

Vodka?

Nice try comrade

Single barrel bourbon

Bourbon filled you with hate? How does that work?

Hate?

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Hillary's a old gas bag... I don't see it happening.

 

[007]

Christie guaranteed victory with an opponent ticket of Clinton-Warner.

Fatass' chances are somewhere between no fucking way and the sun will explode first...

 

[rightwinger]

For 2016, I predict

x-Ray glasses
Time machines
35 cent gas
A republican victory

 

[g5000]

Hillary's a old gas bag... I don't see it happening.

There are certain levers which have to be pulled, and buttons pushed, years before announcing, and Hillary has been pulling and pushing for a few months now.

She's definitely thinking about it. And she is hardwired into the network better than any other potential candidate. Biden is also pretty hardwired into the network.

Governor Cuomo may also give it a shot.

Predicting who is going to come out on top at this point is a fool's game, especially in this age where hack media reigns supreme and a politician can be destroyed by 50 million willfully retarded rubes reading that a candidate neglected to genuflect during a funeral.