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Personally speaking, I consider it a great accomplishment to comprehensively poison a toilet, to the point that it needs fumigating.
 
Personally speaking, I consider it a great accomplishment to comprehensively poison a toilet, to the point that it needs fumigating.
No swagger whatsoever
 
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I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
 
:lol: It's my mood. So, for me it's falling asleep (or wanting to) and jarring awake.
 
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I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
Your work jeans prolly smell like a gaggle of rats eating a turkey carcass in the desert and then war painting themselves in toy poodle diarrea and dancing by a fire of rubber tires
 
I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
Your work jeans prolly smell like a gaggle of rats eating a turkey carcass in the desert and then war painting themselves in toy poodle diarrea and dancing by a fire of rubber tires

They probably smell more like someone's thrown-up in them, actually.
 
I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
Your work jeans prolly smell like a gaggle of rats eating a turkey carcass in the desert and then war painting themselves in toy poodle diarrea and dancing by a fire of rubber tires
 
ewww this is waking me up now.
 
I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
Your work jeans prolly smell like a gaggle of rats eating a turkey carcass in the desert and then war painting themselves in toy poodle diarrea and dancing by a fire of rubber tires


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yucko. That's it. I am off to
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I mentioned pee in passing and now look what I've done to the mood thread it's a f****** bathroom now
 
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I may not have the wealth of Bill Gates or be as big a builder as the likes of Skanska and Balfour Beatty, but one thing I and every other company director have in common is that we reserve the right to pause halfway through a meeting, demand silence, shift onto one buttock and release a fart audible in the next room. It's the perfect way to exert authority and relieve pressure.
Your work jeans prolly smell like a gaggle of rats eating a turkey carcass in the desert and then war painting themselves in toy poodle diarrea and dancing by a fire of rubber tires

srsly swag?
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