Now this is a rant, by my friend JJ LaGuardia
You know what's gross? The beach.
Not the coast -- that's a different matter, the Oregon or northern California coast, the coast of Maine, not that. The beach. Tanorexics laid out on towels 2 inches from each other, their body fats sizzling in the sun, kids screaming and yelling as they go in the waves, fat people eating French fries and chips and cheetos in the hot sun, bimbos with dyed hair wearing flip flops and rubbing baby oil on their bodies as last nights jizzload bubbles out of their beat up quims, dirty little families spreading trash in the sand, sand in ***** and asses and all over ballsacks, some kid eating sand and crying, stupid sandcastles, ugly disillusioned people drinking little colorful drinks with umbrellas in them and getting loaded under the hot sun, voyeurs, some guy crapping under a pier, etc. Nasty.