Possibly the worst Christmas song e-ver

[Abbey Normal]

I am hearing this song constantly this Christmas season.
How shallow, materialisic and downright stupid can a song be?
The fact that Madonna has done a version is the ironic icing on this awful cake.

Here are the lyrics (if you can stand them):

Santa Baby
written by J. Javits and P. Springer
originally sung by Ertha Kitt

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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

 

[Semper Fi]

I remember hearing that song in th grade when my dad was driving me home from work. He said, "Jesus Christ" in his own whispery sort of way and changed the radio station. Havent heard it since .

 

[Said1]

I like that song.