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Plusses of alcohol

Papageorgio

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Blackouts
Coma
Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
Stroke
Heart disease
Digestive problems
Liver disease
Nerve damage
Sexual problems
Brain damage
Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
I never have blackouts.
Never coma...
poisening? no....
Yes i have high blood pressure, but it actually helps
never had a stroke
no heart disease, i'm perfectly fine
major digestive problems... but that happens when i don't drink too
my liver's good, as far as i know
nerve damage, i have burning pains in my left thigh
sexual problems? I wouldn't know. I smell my armpit and i am masculine again.
Brain damage? You folks tell me...
Amnesia? Wait, I forgot what we're talking about
Apathy and disorientation? That's my life, and that's how i live it
Ulcers and Gastritis and Malnutrition? No, never.
Cancers? Nobody in my family has ever had cancer. We all live into mid-90's and die of old age.
Dementia? Wait, who are you?!?
Anxiety? Not when I drink
Do what you want, you asked for downsides. Drink your life away it is yours to do with it what you want.
You sound like my ex-wife, who is a recovering alcoholic. Jus sayin...
It sounds like anyone associated with you is an alcoholic, just sayin…
No, why would you say that? Unless you're associated with me.
Sounds like I nailed it…just sayin.
Sounds like every party has a pooper that's why we invited you. Party pooper.
At least I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun and enjoy myself. If you need it, then so be it, do it.
 

Whodatsaywhodat.

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Blackouts
Coma
Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
Stroke
Heart disease
Digestive problems
Liver disease
Nerve damage
Sexual problems
Brain damage
Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
I never have blackouts.
Never coma...
poisening? no....
Yes i have high blood pressure, but it actually helps
never had a stroke
no heart disease, i'm perfectly fine
major digestive problems... but that happens when i don't drink too
my liver's good, as far as i know
nerve damage, i have burning pains in my left thigh
sexual problems? I wouldn't know. I smell my armpit and i am masculine again.
Brain damage? You folks tell me...
Amnesia? Wait, I forgot what we're talking about
Apathy and disorientation? That's my life, and that's how i live it
Ulcers and Gastritis and Malnutrition? No, never.
Cancers? Nobody in my family has ever had cancer. We all live into mid-90's and die of old age.
Dementia? Wait, who are you?!?
Anxiety? Not when I drink
Do what you want, you asked for downsides. Drink your life away it is yours to do with it what you want.
You sound like my ex-wife, who is a recovering alcoholic. Jus sayin...
It sounds like anyone associated with you is an alcoholic, just sayin…
No, why would you say that? Unless you're associated with me.
Sounds like I nailed it…just sayin.
Sounds like every party has a pooper that's why we invited you. Party pooper.
At least I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun and enjoy myself. If you need it, then so be it, do it.
Thanks ma!
 
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Blackouts
Coma
Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
Stroke
Heart disease
Digestive problems
Liver disease
Nerve damage
Sexual problems
Brain damage
Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
Sounds like a hell of a party !. Can I cancel the sex problem ? Viagra are 400 colones each for 50 mg. No jew specialist required
UC wannabe, is that you?:
 
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Mundane stuff gets funny and entertaining, makes me happy
Helps me sleep, i have sleep problems
Makes me not think about stuff that worries me and that I can't do anything about, which affects my sleep problems and life in general
Gives me a night with great dreams and wishes, I have incredible lucid dreams
Gives me more philosophical ideas!
Helps with my music big time!!
Helps with other creative things, like writing and art, albeit with typos...
Makes me feel like I have a life...
Lowers my blood pressure.

I mean really, what's the downside?
GERD, a bad liver, death...
So if I offered licking pussy instead of drinking, you'd probably be into it. I mean geez... Michael Douglas has throat cancer from licking Catherine Zeta Jones nether regions. And if there were ever nether-regions to lick... those are it!
 
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Blackouts
Coma
Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
Stroke
Heart disease
Digestive problems
Liver disease
Nerve damage
Sexual problems
Brain damage
Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
I never have blackouts.
Never coma...
poisening? no....
Yes i have high blood pressure, but it actually helps
never had a stroke
no heart disease, i'm perfectly fine
major digestive problems... but that happens when i don't drink too
my liver's good, as far as i know
nerve damage, i have burning pains in my left thigh
sexual problems? I wouldn't know. I smell my armpit and i am masculine again.
Brain damage? You folks tell me...
Amnesia? Wait, I forgot what we're talking about
Apathy and disorientation? That's my life, and that's how i live it
Ulcers and Gastritis and Malnutrition? No, never.
Cancers? Nobody in my family has ever had cancer. We all live into mid-90's and die of old age.
Dementia? Wait, who are you?!?
Anxiety? Not when I drink
Do what you want, you asked for downsides. Drink your life away it is yours to do with it what you want.
You sound like my ex-wife, who is a recovering alcoholic. Jus sayin...
It sounds like anyone associated with you is an alcoholic, just sayin…
No, why would you say that? Unless you're associated with me.
Sounds like I nailed it…just sayin.
Sounds like every party has a pooper that's why we invited you. Party pooper.
At least I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun and enjoy myself. If you need it, then so be it, do it.
You just need your right hand. But that's gonna make you blind, and you'll go to hell afterwards...
 
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Freedom Crows Nest

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Mundane stuff gets funny and entertaining, makes me happy
Helps me sleep, i have sleep problems
Makes me not think about stuff that worries me and that I can't do anything about, which affects my sleep problems and life in general
Gives me a night with great dreams and wishes, I have incredible lucid dreams
Gives me more philosophical ideas!
Helps with my music big time!!
Helps with other creative things, like writing and art, albeit with typos...
Makes me feel like I have a life...
Lowers my blood pressure.

I mean really, what's the downside?
GERD, a bad liver, death...
I don't know what gerd is? Can you splain?
 
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Blackouts
Coma
Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
Stroke
Heart disease
Digestive problems
Liver disease
Nerve damage
Sexual problems
Brain damage
Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
I never have blackouts.
Never coma...
poisening? no....
Yes i have high blood pressure, but it actually helps
never had a stroke
no heart disease, i'm perfectly fine
major digestive problems... but that happens when i don't drink too
my liver's good, as far as i know
nerve damage, i have burning pains in my left thigh
sexual problems? I wouldn't know. I smell my armpit and i am masculine again.
Brain damage? You folks tell me...
Amnesia? Wait, I forgot what we're talking about
Apathy and disorientation? That's my life, and that's how i live it
Ulcers and Gastritis and Malnutrition? No, never.
Cancers? Nobody in my family has ever had cancer. We all live into mid-90's and die of old age.
Dementia? Wait, who are you?!?
Anxiety? Not when I drink
Do what you want, you asked for downsides. Drink your life away it is yours to do with it what you want.
Thank you, that's the proper answer!
 
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It's a legal substance well regulated and relatively cheap. Nothing like a sixpack on a hot day. The Feds (so far) have allowed states to regulate their own alcoholic beverage laws and sometimes they conflict. The Commonwealth of Va. sells hard liquor only in state run stores but you can buy beer and wine in grocery stores. North Carolina regulates alcohol sales by county. In Arizona you can buy hard liquor in a grocery store. Federal laws that prohibited making beer and wine were in effect from the 30's well up to the 60's and today it's still against the law to own a system for distilling alcohol (a still) and it's against federal law to distill alcohol even for personal use even though the devices are readily available on Ebay.
In AZ, we can buy liquor/beer in a drive-thru.
 
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So I've had two Margaritas, and 2 Guinness's, so far tonight. I might have a third Guinness if you folks keep me up. Otherwise I'm going to bed! Gnite everyone!

I like you people!
 
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Mundane stuff gets funny and entertaining, makes me happy
Helps me sleep, i have sleep problems
Makes me not think about stuff that worries me and that I can't do anything about, which affects my sleep problems and life in general
Gives me a night with great dreams and wishes, I have incredible lucid dreams
Gives me more philosophical ideas!
Helps with my music big time!!
Helps with other creative things, like writing and art, albeit with typos...
Makes me feel like I have a life...
Lowers my blood pressure.

I mean really, what's the downside?
GERD, a bad liver, death...
Not happening. Well, except death. We're all gonna die.
Thanks for the good news. When ?
For you? You have 45 more years. I can see it. You're gonna be an old man like me. :)
 
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UC, we'll be posting in our 90's, you're well ahead of me though... You'll have 100 more id's, but I'll still somehow find you!

We're somehow meant to be together, and I don't know why.... It just happens.

From GLP to today.
 
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Papageorgio

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Blackouts
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Alcohol poisoning
High blood pressure,
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Digestive problems
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Sexual problems
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Amnesia
Apathy and disorientation
Ulcers
Gastritis
Malnutrition
Cancer of the mouth
Cancer of the throat
Cancer of the liver
Cancer of colon
Dementia
Weakened immune system
Depression
Anxiety
Alcohol dependence
I never have blackouts.
Never coma...
poisening? no....
Yes i have high blood pressure, but it actually helps
never had a stroke
no heart disease, i'm perfectly fine
major digestive problems... but that happens when i don't drink too
my liver's good, as far as i know
nerve damage, i have burning pains in my left thigh
sexual problems? I wouldn't know. I smell my armpit and i am masculine again.
Brain damage? You folks tell me...
Amnesia? Wait, I forgot what we're talking about
Apathy and disorientation? That's my life, and that's how i live it
Ulcers and Gastritis and Malnutrition? No, never.
Cancers? Nobody in my family has ever had cancer. We all live into mid-90's and die of old age.
Dementia? Wait, who are you?!?
Anxiety? Not when I drink
Do what you want, you asked for downsides. Drink your life away it is yours to do with it what you want.
You sound like my ex-wife, who is a recovering alcoholic. Jus sayin...
It sounds like anyone associated with you is an alcoholic, just sayin…
No, why would you say that? Unless you're associated with me.
Sounds like I nailed it…just sayin.
Sounds like every party has a pooper that's why we invited you. Party pooper.
At least I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t need alcohol or drugs to have fun and enjoy myself. If you need it, then so be it, do it.
You just need your right hand. But that's gonna make you blind, and you'll go to hell afterwards...
That's it? Come on dude, I expected better than that, you had a over two days to think about it.

Disappointing to say the least. You lost your entertainment value.
 

whitehall

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Mundane stuff gets funny and entertaining, makes me happy
Helps me sleep, i have sleep problems
Makes me not think about stuff that worries me and that I can't do anything about, which affects my sleep problems and life in general
Gives me a night with great dreams and wishes, I have incredible lucid dreams
Gives me more philosophical ideas!
Helps with my music big time!!
Helps with other creative things, like writing and art, albeit with typos...
Makes me feel like I have a life...
Lowers my blood pressure.

I mean really, what's the downside?
GERD, a bad liver, death...
So if I offered licking pussy instead of drinking, you'd probably be into it. I mean geez... Michael Douglas has throat cancer from licking Catherine Zeta Jones nether regions. And if there were ever nether-regions to lick... those are it!
Pretty depressing when you think you have to impress people with your intellect this way. Are you even old enough to drink?
 
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I forgot who you people are, and wtf we're arguing about!

So I don't know what problems you have with me.

Who gives a flying fuck?!?

Not I. I don't know about you creeps though...
 

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