Diced dill pickles on pizza? It'll fix it alright. Put that on it and it'll be fixin for the trash heap.
Don't be ascared. Think outside the (pizza) box.
Corn, squid, octopus, and lots of other stuff you might not have thought of go great on pizza!
Don't blaspheme in here! Don't you BLASPHEME up in here!
And you know what? I like Big Mama's and Papa's pizza: it's a little on the greasy side, but that's what pizza is
for me: hot, greasy, fatty, salty, cheesy, tomatoey (?), goodness.
Pepperoni and garlic are a must. Veggies kept to a minimum and definitely
NO "alternative" toppings--blecchh!
I've tasted enough wacky crap tossed onto a pizza to know somethings just do not belong.