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"Two Corinthians..."Trump isn’t the one giving stupid and totally wrong Bible lessons, butt is.That pesky Bible...
"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."
New International Trump Version:
And Jesus spake, "Thou mayest committeth adultery many, many times with prostitutes, bigly. You may have as many wedding cakes as you wish for all your multiple marriages. It's Okay When Trump Does It!
"But thou shalt not bake a cake for a homo. Truly, I tell you, that would be a disaster, believe me. "
HAIL SATAN!