strollingbones
Diamond Member
so last night i have a party.....tables set up outside....grilling....we are milling about in the kitchen when one lady turns down a drink offer....saying she doesnt drink....well someone ask why.....baha i faith is why.....so i am listening to her witness thinking 'damn i got christian guests who are gonna go nuts' but we manage to keep them apart as long as the speech is going on.....
i put the thor up.....well of course after dinner....everyone is saying let thor out....so i do...
10 minutes pass...15 minutes pass...all is well....
suddenly the entire table begins moving...all three dogs are under the table and a fight has began...everyone is grabbing for stuff on the table...i am yelling at the dogs....i get the garden hose and let them have it...as well as my guest who are now standing around the table...
all the dogs elected to retire to the house....to their separate beds....
guests remained....and remained....and remained.....finally i caved in at 11:30 pm and simply announced i was going to bed.....
i think my table cloth is ruined....i dont know how spraying your guests with cold water is gonna be reflected on...this am we are picking up items off the ground...sun glasses etc..
all and all it was a good time!!!
i understand everyone left about 30 minutes after i went to bed..which is a total lie...they were partying till well after 1 am
i put the thor up.....well of course after dinner....everyone is saying let thor out....so i do...
10 minutes pass...15 minutes pass...all is well....
suddenly the entire table begins moving...all three dogs are under the table and a fight has began...everyone is grabbing for stuff on the table...i am yelling at the dogs....i get the garden hose and let them have it...as well as my guest who are now standing around the table...
all the dogs elected to retire to the house....to their separate beds....
guests remained....and remained....and remained.....finally i caved in at 11:30 pm and simply announced i was going to bed.....
i think my table cloth is ruined....i dont know how spraying your guests with cold water is gonna be reflected on...this am we are picking up items off the ground...sun glasses etc..
all and all it was a good time!!!
i understand everyone left about 30 minutes after i went to bed..which is a total lie...they were partying till well after 1 am