Palin rewrites the midnight ride of Paul Revere

[Flopper]

In talking about Paul Revere and his historic ride from Boston to Lexington — you know, the midnight ride where he warned of the advancing British — the half-term governor of Alaska, best-selling author and reality television star, said this:

He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free. . . .

You can’t make this stuff up. Well, actually, Palin proves, once again, you can.

Sarah Palin claims Paul Revere warned the British - latimes.com

 

[rightwinger]

In talking about Paul Revere and his historic ride from Boston to Lexington — you know, the midnight ride where he warned of the advancing British — the half-term governor of Alaska, best-selling author and reality television star, said this:

He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free. . . .

You can’t make this stuff up. Well, actually, Palin proves, once again, you can.

Sarah Palin claims Paul Revere warned the British - latimes.com

Spoken like a true beauty queen

 

[American Cowboy]

Obvious slip of the tongue. She went on to say he warned the town.

Don't be such a dick

 

[Old Rocks]

Now Cowbuns, let the lady speak for herself. We all appreciate the depth of her intellect.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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[CrusaderFrank]

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[rightwinger]

Obvious slip of the tongue. She went on to say he warned the town.

Don't be such a dick

Warned the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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[CrusaderFrank]

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[Wacky Quacky]

Dear god, anytime this woman tries to answer something unscripted she comes off sounding like a drunk person with tourettes.

"He rode through FREEDOM the town at midnight GUNS to warn about the British LIPSTICK invasion PIG!"

 

[rightwinger]

The tea party must be proud of her

 

[Flopper]

Unbelievable....

YouTube - ‪SARAH PALIN GIVES HER VERSION OF PAUL REVERE'S RIDE - WHDH NEWS‬‏

 

[rightwinger]

Dear god, anytime this woman tries to answer something unscripted she comes off sounding like a drunk person with tourettes.

"He rode through FREEDOM the town at midnight GUNS to warn about the British LIPSTICK invasion PIG!"

She reminds me of Miss South Carolina answering a question about maps

 

[Big Black Dog]

There y'all go again, making fun of my secret sweetie. I don't see you guys making fun of all the ignorant shit Obama says. At least she hasn't tweeted a picture of herself in her drawers to somebody. That must be a Democratic thing.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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Oops

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dear god, anytime this woman tries to answer something unscripted she comes off sounding like a drunk person with tourettes.

"He rode through FREEDOM the town at midnight GUNS to warn about the British LIPSTICK invasion PIG!"

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[paperview]

Poor Diverting Frank. Reduced to blabbering about Obama to take the heat off the mindless ex half-governor.

 

[Wacky Quacky]

There y'all go again, making fun of my secret sweetie. I don't see you guys making fun of all the ignorant shit Obama says. At least she hasn't tweeted a picture of herself in her drawers to somebody. That must be a Democratic thing.

I leave Obama alone because Biden is infinitely funnier to rag on.

"Death to all frozen custard shops!!"

 

[paperview]

Dear god, anytime this woman tries to answer something unscripted she comes off sounding like a drunk person with tourettes.

"He rode through FREEDOM the town at midnight GUNS to warn about the British LIPSTICK invasion PIG!"

And it get's stupider.

Frank still thinks that's Biden.