Oprah is waiting for god to tell her to run?

I think that obese ferret in Pennsylvania is waiting for God to tell him how many more weeks till the first F5 tornado hits Alabama
 
When she's say's "God", she means Obama
 
God told Bachmann, Walker, Kasich, Perry, Huckabee and Carson to run...I think He just likes ******* with people.
 
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Here's the rule -- for the ignorant God Haters

God is capitalized when it functions as a name. In this use, God is a proper noun like any other name and does not take a definite or indefinite article. But in phrases like the Biblical god and a forgiving god, which do have articles, there’s no need to capitalize god because it is a common noun rather than a name

God (capitalization) - Grammarist
 
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Here's the rule -- for the ignorant God Haters

God is capitalized when it functions as a name. In this use, God is a proper noun like any other name and does not take a definite or indefinite article. But in phrases like the Biblical god and a forgiving god, which do have articles, there’s no need to capitalize god because it is a common noun rather than a name

God (capitalization) - Grammarist
A} not a GOD hater.....dumbass B} spelled it that way cause she doesn't seem like a religious person who talks to THE GOD.....try knowing a ;little about the people you address before looking like an idiot
 
Here's the rule -- for the ignorant God Haters

God is capitalized when it functions as a name. In this use, God is a proper noun like any other name and does not take a definite or indefinite article. But in phrases like the Biblical god and a forgiving god, which do have articles, there’s no need to capitalize god because it is a common noun rather than a name

God (capitalization) - Grammarist
Which god are you referring to this time?
 
What if God tells her to run as a practical joke on his part, to make Oprah look like a fool in the political arena? Imagine God telling his friends, "I got real bored, so I told Oprah to run for president. Watch, it's hilarious."
 
Here's the rule -- for the ignorant God Haters

God is capitalized when it functions as a name. In this use, God is a proper noun like any other name and does not take a definite or indefinite article. But in phrases like the Biblical god and a forgiving god, which do have articles, there’s no need to capitalize god because it is a common noun rather than a name

God (capitalization) - Grammarist
Which god are you referring to this time?
The one who refused to make you a male.
 
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