Only 103 Shopping Days Until Xmas

[The VOR]

Come on Bill, shouldn’t you have kicked off your fictional war on Christmas immediately after the Labor Day weekend?

You’re slipping buddy!

I know, Benghazi, Benghazi!!!

Still though, you have massive amounts of delusional nutters out there just waiting for you to throw them some red meat and give them their marching orders on what is sure to be another brutal war on Christmas!

Okay, since you are obviously slacking here, I will fire the first salvo.

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!

Oh, the horror!!!

 

[Jarlaxle]

Serious question: are you stoned?

 

[Mr. H.]

He's a very high frequency omni-directional radio.

 

[Moonglow]

More hot toddies and buttered rum for me.

 

[Moonglow]

More hot toddies and buttered rum for me.

I never get why Santa never gets me a deep throat bj for Christmas???