Old Joe Potato!

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Can't make this shit up!

 
He's like one of those old, rotten, putrid potatoes you left out in a basket in the garage and forgot about. The one that's oozing some brown liquid out of one side, covered in flies and maggots, and sprouting yellow sprouts out the other side. His brain probably resembles that.

I found one of those the other day and threw it out in the yard. The dog chased after it but wouldn't eat it. She just sniffed it and then pissed on it. That's the same way I feel about that old **********. I'd piss on his leg if I though I knew I could get away without being arrested. Maybe I'll just wait around a few years and piss on his grave.

Yeah, that would work. **** him and everyone who voted for him.
 
Can't make this shit up!

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