It's a gift and a perverse sense of humor. Thank you very much, really.

Remember if you want to get in on the guaranteed gene pool contribution, and you just can't find a girl in your own state that will tolerate your seed, get to Oklahoma now and get in before the lock (that might come later) as we say on here of threads that get stifled due to the good sense of the Mods. Get your lil needle d#ck down there right away, to insure your place in posterity. Worst case is it might cost you five years, but the chick (willing or unwilling) will pick up the tab for at least 18 and your seed goes into all future generations of Oklahomans! So come, come, come on down before the best ones are gone. Remember, if she is 14 or under, her daddy will be picking up the tab and still nothing she can do about it. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! Miss Oklahoma Awaits! The Surest Path to Posterity Around Is An Oklahoma Girl Going down!
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