miketx
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- Dec 25, 2015
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OK class! Close your books. Put your phones away. Put your notes under the seat. Time for a pop quiz!
That Biden guy has painted all MAGA, Ultra MAGA, or even all Republicans guilty by association and voting for some bad orange man, as domestic terrorists trying to destroy our "Democracy". So here you go. No time limit, so take your time to get the answers right! Only 9 questions ... easy peasy!
1. The 1st Amendment guarantees the right to free speech. If the FBI tells Facebook to censor free speech, who did the FBI help while violating the 1st Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
2. The 2nd Amendment guarantees that the right to bear arms "shall not be infringed". If that Biden guy tells everyone he is gonna ban "assault rifles" (and "assault rifles" definition is basically most guns), then that Biden guy is echoing the platform of which party?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
4. The 4th Amendment protects the people against illegal search and seizure. If the FBI and government raid the home of a semi-fascist ex President and seize passports and papers usually protected by "attorney-client" privileges, with the consent of an AG appointed by that Biden guy, who is responsible for violating the 4th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
5. The 5th Amendment protects our right to not self-incriminate. We have a Miranda rule to support that right. If Merrick Garland (appointed by Biden) and the DOJ writes an amicus brief supporting the detention and interrogation of a suspect with threats, for an hour, without representation by a lawyer, which party is it that is trying to undermine the 5th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
6. The 6th Amendment guarantees the right to a "speedy" trial. If a person commits a misdemeanor offense in January 2021, and still sits in jail in August of 2022, which political party has been in control for the vast majority of that time?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
7. The 7th Amendment guarantees the right of the people to seek redress from wrong and harm, in excess of $20 (haha) in a court of law. Some citizens have sought relief in the courts alleging they have been harmed by election fraud. Lawyers for which party successfully argued that these citizens have no standing before the court?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
8. The 8th Amendment guarantees freedom from cruel or unusual punishment, and protects against excessive bail for release before trial. Which administration is holding political prisoners in jail for misdemeanor charges, without any bail at all, in violation of the 8th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans?
9. The 9th Amendment says we have other rights that are not in the Constitution. Which party (mostly) is using Emergency Declarations to implement lockdowns and limit our other rights?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
10. The 10th Amendment limits the federal government by saying any rights not expressly mentioned in the Constitution belong to the States, or to the people. When the Supreme Court ruled in a certain case that states controlled abortion laws, and not the federal government, which party went on a rampage and threatened to ignore the Supreme Court, incited violence, and allowed protests of private homes in violation of federal law?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
OK! Done? Let's grade our tests! If you answered a) Democrats, to each and every question, congratulations! You are a good student and have been keeping up! Now, there is no immediate prize for getting a perfect score, but you can bet someone from the IRS or FBI will show up shortly to congratulate you personally for your fine effort. Be sure to hide your panties before they show up with a warrant broad enough to take everything except your kitchen sink.
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That Biden guy has painted all MAGA, Ultra MAGA, or even all Republicans guilty by association and voting for some bad orange man, as domestic terrorists trying to destroy our "Democracy". So here you go. No time limit, so take your time to get the answers right! Only 9 questions ... easy peasy!
1. The 1st Amendment guarantees the right to free speech. If the FBI tells Facebook to censor free speech, who did the FBI help while violating the 1st Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
2. The 2nd Amendment guarantees that the right to bear arms "shall not be infringed". If that Biden guy tells everyone he is gonna ban "assault rifles" (and "assault rifles" definition is basically most guns), then that Biden guy is echoing the platform of which party?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
4. The 4th Amendment protects the people against illegal search and seizure. If the FBI and government raid the home of a semi-fascist ex President and seize passports and papers usually protected by "attorney-client" privileges, with the consent of an AG appointed by that Biden guy, who is responsible for violating the 4th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
5. The 5th Amendment protects our right to not self-incriminate. We have a Miranda rule to support that right. If Merrick Garland (appointed by Biden) and the DOJ writes an amicus brief supporting the detention and interrogation of a suspect with threats, for an hour, without representation by a lawyer, which party is it that is trying to undermine the 5th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
6. The 6th Amendment guarantees the right to a "speedy" trial. If a person commits a misdemeanor offense in January 2021, and still sits in jail in August of 2022, which political party has been in control for the vast majority of that time?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
7. The 7th Amendment guarantees the right of the people to seek redress from wrong and harm, in excess of $20 (haha) in a court of law. Some citizens have sought relief in the courts alleging they have been harmed by election fraud. Lawyers for which party successfully argued that these citizens have no standing before the court?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
8. The 8th Amendment guarantees freedom from cruel or unusual punishment, and protects against excessive bail for release before trial. Which administration is holding political prisoners in jail for misdemeanor charges, without any bail at all, in violation of the 8th Amendment?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans?
9. The 9th Amendment says we have other rights that are not in the Constitution. Which party (mostly) is using Emergency Declarations to implement lockdowns and limit our other rights?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
10. The 10th Amendment limits the federal government by saying any rights not expressly mentioned in the Constitution belong to the States, or to the people. When the Supreme Court ruled in a certain case that states controlled abortion laws, and not the federal government, which party went on a rampage and threatened to ignore the Supreme Court, incited violence, and allowed protests of private homes in violation of federal law?
a) Democrats
b) semi-fascist Republicans
OK! Done? Let's grade our tests! If you answered a) Democrats, to each and every question, congratulations! You are a good student and have been keeping up! Now, there is no immediate prize for getting a perfect score, but you can bet someone from the IRS or FBI will show up shortly to congratulate you personally for your fine effort. Be sure to hide your panties before they show up with a warrant broad enough to take everything except your kitchen sink.
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