Oil Slick May Hit Coast This Weekend

[JBeukema]

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  Brendan Glass Business Objects Consultant "I'm so jealous of that vast, fertile ecosytem of underwater marine life getting all that free oil."
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  Sean Romano Machinist "This is God's punishment for our new law allowing homosexuals to crash oil tankers."
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  Tara Abshire Performance Engineer "Why do oil rigs go so far into the ocean to drill, anyway? Wouldn't it be easier just to drill at the gas stations?"

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[Luissa]

 

[xsited1]

Kudos for putting a comedy piece in the 'Environment' section, but it'll probably be moved to humor where it belongs.

 

[Mr. H.]

SURF'S UP!

 

[uscitizen]

Oil will perform at an SPF 60 when it coats your body in a thin film.

 

[Mr Natural]

Drill baby, drill!

 

[Truthmatters]

And spill baby spill

 

[Mr. H.]

It's not really a spill. It's like gushing out of a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a blow out preventer on the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a blow out preventer on the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a blow out preventer
There's a blow out preventer
There's a blow out preventer on the hole in the bottom of the sea

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