Ohio State: We're Only 400 years Away from Curing Cancer

[CarlinAnnArbor]

This is my new favorite "news" site. Much better than NYT or WaPo:

Ohio State Says They Are Only 400 Years Away From Curing Cancer - Delaware Ohio News

Researchers at The Ohio State University Comprehensive Cancer Center - Arthur G. James Cancer Hospital and Richard J. Solove Research Institute (OSUCCC - James) say they will have a cure for all forms of cancer in just 400 years. The announcement came at the kick-off event for their new fundraising

www.delawareohionews.com

 

[Polishprince]

I thought that B. Hussein O assigned the job of finding a cure to cancer to Sleepy Joe?

BTW, how did that work out?

If Biden can't cure cancer, why do libs think he'll be able to do anything with Corona?

 

[initforme]

There is something very ominously wrong in america cancer is way too prevalent. Kind of drags down the greatness factor.

 

[Augustine_]

I thought that B. Hussein O assigned the job of finding a cure to cancer to Sleepy Joe?

BTW, how did that work out?

If Biden can't cure cancer, why do libs think he'll be able to do anything with Corona?

What a stupid comment

 

[White 6]

This is my new favorite "news" site. Much better than NYT or WaPo:

Ohio State Says They Are Only 400 Years Away From Curing Cancer - Delaware Ohio News

Researchers at The Ohio State University Comprehensive Cancer Center - Arthur G. James Cancer Hospital and Richard J. Solove Research Institute (OSUCCC - James) say they will have a cure for all forms of cancer in just 400 years. The announcement came at the kick-off event for their new fundraising

www.delawareohionews.com

That's a cool site! If you liked that one, you'll like their other stories.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

OSU has that warrior spirit. A cancer cure in just 400 years (with all your money)!

“I know a lot of people are out there crying about how hard cancer is. But they have a victim mentality. Finding a cure is our religion here. We profess to take it very seriously. Some people would say Ohio State is the Catholic Church of Cancer, and I think that’s swell,” Boner said. “Everyone’s going to die, even me. It’s what we do with our lives that leaves a legacy behind. My hospital will be standing erect and virile long after my underlings and I die of uncured cancers. Your bodies too will return to dust, but your dollars are forever, and you can’t take them with you. We need them here. We need everything you have and more right this very instant.”

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

That's a cool site! If you liked that one, you'll like their other stories.
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Better than Babylon Bee

 

[wamose]

I think the hidden message is that OSU needs 400 more years of funding.

 

[White 6]

Better than Babylon Bee

On a par, at least.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Better than Babylon Bee

Just about anything is. They should just give it up.