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Earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House.
It contained:
An aspirin and a Band-Aid.
An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
A 'Tax the Rich' banner
An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
An application for food stamps
A prayer rug
A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
It contained:
An aspirin and a Band-Aid.
An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
A 'Tax the Rich' banner
An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
An application for food stamps
A prayer rug
A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
