Obama wins Smith Dinner Joke-Off

[emptystep]

Romney's jokes seemed to mostly be stuff from his stump speech just with a bigger smile but all the nastiness.

Romney was definitely on his home court with the audience though. He could have easily used one of Bush's jokes from a few years ago, "This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base".

Good thing you lolberals aren't bitter and covetous, or anything like that.

Covetous? Let me ask you this. If there was a $100 bill laying on the ground would I pick it up. Sure I would. If there was a $100 bill laying on a counter and the owner had his back to me and I could take the bill and it was guaranteed that the owner would ever know who took it would I take it? No. Neither would probably any one of the 'covetous' liberals on this board. Now I have a question for you. If there was a homeless guy with $100 would you take his $100 even if he knew you took it?

 

[SniperFire]

Romney's jokes seemed to mostly be stuff from his stump speech just with a bigger smile but all the nastiness.

Romney was definitely on his home court with the audience though. He could have easily used one of Bush's jokes from a few years ago, "This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base".

Good thing you lolberals aren't bitter and covetous, or anything like that.

Covetous? Let me ask you this. If there was a $100 bill laying on the ground would I pick it up. Sure I would. If there was a $100 bill laying on a counter and the owner had his back to me and I could take the bill and it was guaranteed that the owner would ever know who took it would I take it? No. Neither would probably any one of the 'covetous' liberals on this board. Now I have a question for you. If there was a homeless guy with $100 would you take his $100 even if he knew you took it?

GOOD ONE!

 

[Katzndogz]

Seems like obama supporters are desperate to find something that he won.

 

[Oddball]

Romney's jokes seemed to mostly be stuff from his stump speech just with a bigger smile but all the nastiness.

Romney was definitely on his home court with the audience though. He could have easily used one of Bush's jokes from a few years ago, "This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base".

Good thing you lolberals aren't bitter and covetous, or anything like that.

Covetous? Let me ask you this. If there was a $100 bill laying on the ground would I pick it up. Sure I would. If there was a $100 bill laying on a counter and the owner had his back to me and I could take the bill and it was guaranteed that the owner would ever know who took it would I take it? No. Neither would probably any one of the 'covetous' liberals on this board. Now I have a question for you. If there was a homeless guy with $100 would you take his $100 even if he knew you took it?

You really are quite the thick-headed one arentya?

 

[hazlnut]

Obama was great as usual.

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Well I for one am glad you enjoyed your pearl necklace.

 

[Ernie S.]

Mitt was stiff and unfunny. Obama proved why he will be our President for another 4 years, because people like him...

President Barack Obama Jokes and One Liners at Al Smith Dinner with Mitt Romney - YouTube

Gonna save your blue dress, too?

No evidence on the dress. He swallows.

 

[hazlnut]

I could watch this over and over.

Obama is just such a great speaker.

So much better than that Robot, Mitt.

 

[Avatar4321]

Mitt was stiff and unfunny. Obama proved why he will be our President for another 4 years, because people like him...

President Barack Obama Jokes and One Liners at Al Smith Dinner with Mitt Romney - YouTube

Your liberal hack self would say he won even if he was not there.

You mean like the lefties who said they watched the debate and Obama won the day before the debate? The clip is hilarious.

 

[Avatar4321]

Wow your not bias huh? Romney was great Barry Hussein was not

Obama had his moments. The Chris Matthews line was good.

But Romney was freakin hilarious. I think the only joke he gave that wasnt pretty funny was the "latin" one.

It's pretty sad when you can't acknowledge good things about other people. There isn't a single person on earth that you cant find one good thing to say about them.

I have to say Mitt surprised me, he usually isnt that funny.

 

[hazlnut]

A great night for the President indeed!!

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Second pearl necklace of the day?

 

[Caroljo]

Could that be because you don't like Romney??

I thought he was hilarious! I don't usually laugh out loud (when i'm by myself), but i did at some of the jokes he made! Obama looked a little "unconfortable" to me....and he has every reason to.

 

[Listening]

He is just such a good public speaker.

The first debate proved that.

 

[Caroljo]

Wow...why don't you just go camp out at the back door of the White House.
Maybe your Bammy will come out and let you lick the dirt off his feet!

You're embarassing!

 

[Listening]

Obama was great as usual.

My guess is that we have a Chris sock by the name of Hazelnut (numbnuts to others).

 

[FJO]

A sense of humor is a mirror of a person's soul.

At the Reagan Presidential Library there is an area where people can listen to Ronald Reagan telling jokes. Anyone spending three minutes there can't help but getting to love Ronald Reagan.

There will never be such area in the Obama presidential library.

 

[Caroljo]

A great night for the President indeed!!

Ya...I'm sure his jokes and humor are going to win him the re-election!!!!!!!

 

[clevergirl]

They were both funny...MY GAWD! Seriously people, neither one have pointy teeth with flames flying from their fingertips.

As to ability to lead Obama sucks...as to ability to deliver pre-wrtten one liners they are both adequate.

 

[Listening]

A sense of humor is a mirror of a person's soul.

At the Reagan Presidential Library there is an area where people can listen to Ronald Reagan telling jokes. Anyone spending three minutes there can't help but getting to love Ronald Reagan.

There will never be such area in the Obama presidential library.

Yes in that library there will be a circular room lined with mirrors.....with a statue of Obummer in the middle cause....it's all about him.

After all, he did win the first debate.....