Obama says he will move back to Kenya now that Trump has won

[Votto]

Barak Obama has announced today that he will be leaving the United States, like droves of other democrats after Donald Trump was elected, in order to get back to his roots and to save his family and himself. "Folk listen up", said Barak, "We are facing an existential crisis not seen since the dark days of the Nazi regime in Europe, so I'm going to do what all my other rich democrat friends say they are going to do, which is to run away in fear. I have never been there since I was a baby, but my democrat collogues assure me it is an oasis of love and peace and hope from the evil clutches of Capitalistic America. Oh, and as they say in the country of my birth, ShockaZulu!!!"

Other foreign born politicians like Ilhan Omar were also asked if they would be returning to their home country of Somalia, to which she said, "Return to that Sh#t hole? Not a chance!"

 

[Rambunctious]

I want his ass out of DC... and I think a lot of elected democrats feel the same way today....