Nudist Camps

[Big Black Dog]

If it wasn't for mosquitos, would you consider joining a nudist camp?

When they get this Lyme Disease thing and West Nile Virus thing cured up, I think I'm going to join a nudist camp. Not until though. What about you? Would you join one if there were no mosquitos?

 

[Sherry]

Only if I was drinking. Otherwise I'm way too shy.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Only if I was drinking. Otherwise I'm way too shy.

I hear at those nudist camps you have to be real careful about where you sit down. Ticks and red bugs.

 

[Sherry]

Yeah, also definitely not a place for a germaphobe.

 

[eagleseven]

I like the idea, but I'm a rather horny fellow, so I'd be mightily inconvenienced.

 

[syrenn]

Yep, sunburned dangling bits sounds like great fun.

 

[eagleseven]

Yep, sunburned dangling bits sounds like great fun.

Sand under the foreskin?

*shudders*

 

[Big Black Dog]

Yep, sunburned dangling bits sounds like great fun.

Sand under the foreskin?

*shudders*

If you drag the dirt, maybe you should be wearing platform shoes. Just a thought. Poor deformed bastard...

 

[Ringel05]

Yep, sunburned dangling bits sounds like great fun.

Sand under the foreskin?

*shudders*

If you drag the dirt, maybe you should be wearing platform shoes. Just a thought. Poor deformed bastard...

Stilts. His legs are only three inches long...........

 

[lizzie]

At my age? Hell no.

I do have a funny nudist colony story to tell, though. When my son was 19 years old, he worked for an ice company delivering ice. There's a nudist colony not too far from where I live (I know this because a couple of my friends are members, not from personal experience). One day, my son had to make a delivery of ice to the nudist camp, and he wasn't even aware that there was one around here. Imagine his surprise when he drove up.

 

[lizzie]

I like the idea, but I'm a rather horny fellow, so I'd be mightily inconvenienced.

In reality, you become re-conditioned to living around nudity all the time, and sex drive changes in focus. The mystery of the nude body is no longer as much of a stimulus as it once was.

 

[syrenn]

Yep, sunburned dangling bits sounds like great fun.

Sand under the foreskin?

*shudders*

Speaking from experience are ya eagleseven?

 

[007]

I like the idea, but I'm a rather horny fellow, so I'd be mightily inconvenienced.

In reality, you become re-conditioned to living around nudity all the time, and sex drive changes in focus. The mystery of the nude body is no longer as much of a stimulus as it once was.

Very true, and that's why I'd never do it. The day a hot, nude woman fails to turn me on, I've either got one foot in the grave or I need to shot myself.

 

[strollingbones]

you do realize you must apply for membership.....they dont just let anyone in....

 

[Mr Natural]

About 1% of the population looks good naked.

The rest of us should keep it covered up.

 

[strollingbones]

i am sorry...a man bending over exposing his nutsack and crack...doesnt do a thing for me

 

[LuckyDan]

I like the idea, but I'm a rather horny fellow, so I'd be mightily inconvenienced.

In reality, you become re-conditioned to living around nudity all the time, and sex drive changes in focus. The mystery of the nude body is no longer as much of a stimulus as it once was.

Best reason I can think of not to join one. That, and I'd probably get stuck having to fry the bacon.

 

[Big Black Dog]

you do realize you must apply for membership.....they dont just let anyone in....

You mean you can't just stroll in with a picnic basket or something? Maybe volleyball? What fun is that. They probably wouldn't even let me in the parking lot.

 

[Mr Natural]

I like the idea, but I'm a rather horny fellow, so I'd be mightily inconvenienced.

In reality, you become re-conditioned to living around nudity all the time, and sex drive changes in focus. The mystery of the nude body is no longer as much of a stimulus as it once was.

That depends on the nude body in question.

 

[Blagger]

I hear at those nudist camps you have to be real careful about where you sit down. Ticks and red bugs.

The only thing a nudist has to fear, is standing too close to meat being fried. Especially sausages; as they do tend to spit and pop.