Now saying "Happy Holidays" isn't even good enough for these kooks

[BULLDOG]

We need to cut off all federal funding to our colleges until they get rid of their nuts.

Like someone said on the news this morning. They are bored and have no "causes". So they have to make this shit up to feel relevant.

With a remark like that, it wasn't the news.It must have been fox.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

It looks like the article is poking a bit of fun at the loons by pointing out their absurdity.

The true correct greeting is "happy something, or not."

Oh you can tell they realize how absurd they are...it's hilarious and the sooner these goofs realize their faux hurt feelings is nothing but attention seeking the better off they will be

 

[BULLDOG]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet, if they are "offended" too phucking bad

That's so yesterday !
Now we need to clean it up even further !

We now need to be saying "Happy Federal Holidays".

Come on, we can't take a chance that one out of a thousand might get their feelings hurt.

My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings, I take my First Amendment rights very serious

"My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings"
I'm sure that is a direct quote from Jesus, but I can't find it. You want to help me find that?

Get lost ya tea bagging libtard

Too much fun watching you melt down.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet, if they are "offended" too phucking bad

That's so yesterday !
Now we need to clean it up even further !

We now need to be saying "Happy Federal Holidays".

Come on, we can't take a chance that one out of a thousand might get their feelings hurt.

My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings, I take my First Amendment rights very serious

"My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings"
I'm sure that is a direct quote from Jesus, but I can't find it. You want to help me find that?

Get lost ya tea bagging libtard

Too much fun watching you melt down.

I think it'a hilarious, your problem is you confuse my laughing at you retards with hysteria. I don't take a liberal alive serious, dude

 

[Arianrhod]

Have I told you lately how much I gate these people ?

I suppose that's better than dooring them.

Here's a nice happy Christmas story to lift you out of your perpetual foul mood:

NYC man opens up fireplace, finds 100-year-old letters to Santa

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It looks like the article is poking a bit of fun at the loons by pointing out their absurdity.

The true correct greeting is "happy something, or not."

If this indeed is a satire piece, then I fell for it hook line and sinker.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet, if they are "offended" too phucking bad

That's so yesterday !
Now we need to clean it up even further !

We now need to be saying "Happy Federal Holidays".

Come on, we can't take a chance that one out of a thousand might get their feelings hurt.

My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings, I take my First Amendment rights very serious

"My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings"
I'm sure that is a direct quote from Jesus, but I can't find it. You want to help me find that?

I'm telling you, if she isn't on Satan's payroll she sure as hell ought to be. I think he went on vacation when she "found" faith.

Again, sorry Jesus, and I'm sorry that they celebrate your birthday on a pagan holiday, with pagan symbols, and this guy of course.

Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live...

 

[Auld Phart]

https://video.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-x...=6fb27ba34af68972f1c10be80e0e4d9c&oe=5679CD48

 

[BULLDOG]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet, if they are "offended" too phucking bad

You should also hit them with a Bible while shouting "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!" I'll bet that would help get the message that Jesus loves them across.

Don't quit your day welfare, errr, job.

Sorry. I'm retired. I don't do anything, and I don't start that till noon.

 

[BULLDOG]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet, if they are "offended" too phucking bad

That's so yesterday !
Now we need to clean it up even further !

We now need to be saying "Happy Federal Holidays".

Come on, we can't take a chance that one out of a thousand might get their feelings hurt.

My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings, I take my First Amendment rights very serious

"My intent is to hurt their tender little feelings"
I'm sure that is a direct quote from Jesus, but I can't find it. You want to help me find that?

I'm telling you, if she isn't on Satan's payroll she sure as well ought to be. I think he went on vacation when she "found" faith.

Again, sorry Jesus, and I'm sorry that they celebrate your birthday on a pagan holiday, with pagan symbols, and this guy of course.

Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live...

That'll make anyone say Ho Ho........Hoooooo

 

[Arianrhod]

I've made it a point to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet...

Do you use the same genteel tone and well-meaning attitude you promulgate here?

 

[Davros]

I do think it was satire, or at least tongue in cheek. I paraphrase:The upside when you say "Happy Federal Holiday" is that you are not limited to the traditional holiday season and you can say it at other times of year.

Bottom line is she and her friends can say whatever they want, and it is YOU RUBES who are actually the ones who are offended by what others do.

 

[Compost]

Doesn't the suggested "happy federal holiday" sound rather communist?

 

[Compost]

I do think it was satire, or at least tongue in cheek. I paraphrase:The upside when you say "Happy Federal Holiday" is that you are not limited to the traditional holiday season and you can say it at other times of year.

Bottom line is she and her friends can say whatever they want, and it is YOU RUBES who are actually the ones who are offended by what others do.

I'm offended by satire that isn't clever or amusing.

 

[Davros]

I do think it was satire, or at least tongue in cheek. I paraphrase:The upside when you say "Happy Federal Holiday" is that you are not limited to the traditional holiday season and you can say it at other times of year.

Bottom line is she and her friends can say whatever they want, and it is YOU RUBES who are actually the ones who are offended by what others do.

I'm offended by satire that isn't clever or amusing.

I'm offended by Uranus.

 

[Davros]

Doesn't the suggested "happy federal holiday" sound rather communist?

Nope. What's communist about it?

 

[Compost]

Doesn't the suggested "happy federal holiday" sound rather communist?

Nope. What's communist about it?

Government as holiday.

 

[BULLDOG]

I do think it was satire, or at least tongue in cheek. I paraphrase:The upside when you say "Happy Federal Holiday" is that you are not limited to the traditional holiday season and you can say it at other times of year.

Bottom line is she and her friends can say whatever they want, and it is YOU RUBES who are actually the ones who are offended by what others do.

I'm offended by satire that isn't clever or amusing.

I'm offended by Uranus.

Then quit putting your nose down there.

 

[koshergrl]

 

[S.J.]

Praise Jesus.